diwana
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Re: Its a holiday…
The question is for you.
You be the host! Not mehman…
Its good to be a host… 
Who would those guests be?

Lo Bas, Mein Batata Hoon.
I will invite:
KKF and feed him naan and quorma and then listen to ghazals or Urdu Poetry.
Psyah Bro, and discuss some issues of spirituality after haleem (low salt), a cigar is optional!
Some guppans and make them watch old Urdu/Pakistani movies where saas is zaalim and bahu cries (with onion hidden in hands). 
No porn so will invite some guppies and they can leave after my special BBQ (made in my backyard) dinner. 
etc…