Re: It was an accident
you tried it didnt you.
Re: It was an accident
I just found a Road kill café, the following is the menu.
YOU KILL IT! … WE GRILL IT
Meals Under WheelsFeaturing Some of Americas’ Finest Meals Eating food is more fun, When you know it was hit on the run!
MENU
**Center Line Bovine **…4.95Tastes real good, straight from the hood.
**The Chicken …3.95That didn’t cross the road. Flat Cat **…2.95Served as a single …or in a stack.
A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
(Still in the Hide) Chunk of Skunk …1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon …1.95
Shake N Bake Snake …2.25
Swirl of Squirrel …1.55
Whippoorwill on a Grill …3.30
Narrow Sparrow …0.55
Rigor Mortis Tortoise …6.75
Bag N Gag
Our daily take-out lunch special
- Anything Dead in Bread -
YOU’LL EAT LIKE A HOG…
WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!
Slab of Lab …2.95Pit Bull Pot Pie …1.95Cocker Cutlets …3.95Shar-pei Filet …5.95Poodles-N-Noodles …5.95Snippet of Whippet …4.50Hit by a Trolley Collie …3.95Round of Hound …4.25
GUESS THAT MESS
*A Daily Special Treat**If you can guess what it is…*YOU EAT IT FOR FREE! LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
Rack of Raccoon …3.95Smear of Deer …4.95Awesome Possum …1.95Cheap Sheep …0.43
Served fresh each night after dark.
WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN
WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK
Snake Shake …1.25Vanilla Armidilla …1.25(strained or unstrained)Armadillo Sarsaparilla …1.25
TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS****WITH THESE GREAT DESERTS Frog Lime Pie …2.25Road Toad a la Mode …1.65(chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbet)Pineapple Porcupine Split …2.25German Shepherd Pie …2.50
*“Drive Through” available.*for your nearest location call 1-800-BURP *** COMING SOON! ***
*~ The Road kill Grill~*Featuring some of the worlds finest,and more exotic road kills imported from countries all over.We will offer:http://www.worldnewsstand.net/4fun/jerry_camel_walking_md_cl.gif
a Camel that was run over by a Desert Storms tank,An Elephant that was run over by a herd of natives,and a Cat that escaped from Chinatown.Plus MUCH more!