introduce your friends

Aliyish · October 3, 2007, 3:28pm

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Same as yr brain innit:p

TLK · October 3, 2007, 4:01pm

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PHATIMA1
The true colors of Pink Panther
By Tariqlkhan

Phatima is a pure ABCD girl. That intimidates many many Guppies, except AQ, because AQ does not know his ABCD very well. Ignorance is bliss

Phatima is what her name says. Pretty hot, angry and tempered girl. She claims to be 16 and present her pink font usage as a proof of her age, like her pink font is some kind of Govt. issue ID

Phatima is 16, that is why AQ, Fraudia and Aliyish don’t talk to her, cause the way they talk to girls, vulgar and double meaning, they know that they can go to jail under the law against pedophiles.

I know, what some of you are thinking. You are thinking, what about you Tariq? Well…, I think the same way.

I also think that they can go to jail if they talk to Phatima the way they talk to other girls

Now this is amazing, she is 16 and she is the Mod of CAFÉ. That might seems to be a big accomplishment but not many people know that this is GS’s qualification. If you are physically 16, you can be a Mod, if you are mentally 16, you can be an admin.

Regardless of her tender age, Phatima has tremendous observation skills. Single handedly, she knows more about some of the GS aunties than many of us combine. She has some amazing insights about some famous aunties that she shared with us, very recently. Her specialty is the aromas and smells surrounding those aunties

Under the thread ‘Hotter Aunty’, when I posed the question that who is hotter between Femme Fatale and Adrasteis, she said, and I quote her

Later on, this is what she shares about two other aunties

Yes, she wants to be an uncle when she grows up. This is not uncommon because of MR. Fraduia and the constant sexual harassment environment he has created in GS

Because of Fraudia being around

Girls wish that they were Guys
Guys wish that they were dead
Aliyish wishes that he was Begum Nawaazish Ali (Aliyish is a weird guy. Did I tell you that he lives in Ireland)

Phatima had many many crushes in her life., about 100 of them so far. This is in contrast with another beloved Mod of ours, Femme Fatale, who had just one crush so far. That also ended when Femme’s parents removed that full length mirror from her room. (Did I tell you that Femme lives in D.C area, the land of self centered, self praising, insane people?)

One of Phatima biggest crush was Amitabh Bachchan. When AQ heard that, he wanted to change his initials from AQ to AB, Fraudia wanted to change his nick to Anthony Gonzalvez, Alyish wanted to change his nick to Jiya Parada (he is a really weird guy. Did I tell you that he lives in…. well you guys know).

Her latest crush is this witty, very funny, charming, handsome, heart throbbingly dashing guy.

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Well, this intro is about her, not about me so we will come back to her

Lot pf people still don’t believe that she is 16. I will give you a proof. She thinks that Fraudia and and Muzna are some of the greatest people in GS. I am sure that now you believe how immature and young aged she must be.

The fact is this, all of us can love Phatima1, but most of us should better wait for two more years to do that (I am talking to all you thurkees out there)

Aliyish · October 3, 2007, 4:07pm

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Oiiiii Phatiii is just like our kid ::pjabhi i dun talk 2 her , no other reason as i live in Ireland !

TLK · October 3, 2007, 4:42pm

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What is the legal adult age in Ireland

Aliyish · October 3, 2007, 4:45pm

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A year less then ya have in Nebraska

Adrasteia · October 3, 2007, 4:45pm

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sharam karain

TLK · October 3, 2007, 4:47pm

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Did you read Phatima’s comments about you in my intro, sharam to aap karaiN and start taking a shower

AQ · October 3, 2007, 4:47pm

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aap kiouN logoN kee sharam kaY peechaY paR gayee haiN… har waqt sharam sharam sharam… aap ko sharam naheeN aati kissi kee sharam kaY baaraY maiN aisaY bay sharmaanaa tareeqay saY guftugu farmaataY huaY?

Aliyish · October 3, 2007, 4:49pm

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wah kia sharmilaa jawab hai Anu bahi :) aaadab arz hai ! qibla

Adrasteia · October 3, 2007, 4:50pm

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chashma laga kar parha karain, she never said my name

aap bhi thori si sharam karain

AQ · October 3, 2007, 4:53pm

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aap ko meri sharam kee kiouN fiker hai

TLK · October 3, 2007, 4:54pm

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She also not not say your name

Waisay you think you are not Mango achaar smelly person, you think you are not aunty, you just want to be called Hot, haaN

never

Adrasteia · October 3, 2007, 4:56pm

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Kisi ko to honi chahiyay

Dekhain Buzarg Mohtaram, na mujhay hot main koi dilchaspi hay, na aunty honay main.
Albata Achar I dont mind

TLK · October 3, 2007, 4:59pm

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When you talk to me, no need to refer to AQ. he is not part of this conversation

Aliyish · October 3, 2007, 5:09pm

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is he Achaar ? mango ka yea neebooo kaa ?

P_G · October 3, 2007, 5:10pm

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or app k anadar yeh saare nishanian baderja atam mojood hain ..so advance mubarak bad future kay admin sahab : P

TLK · October 3, 2007, 5:11pm

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Phir Punga

Remember

BOREE ya DOLEE, yo have two choices

Aliyish · October 3, 2007, 5:12pm

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we want boreee we want boreeeeeeeeeeee!

TLK · October 3, 2007, 5:14pm

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You want Bohree,

pehlay pathaan, phir bengalis aur ab Bohree. Thurkee

Aliyish · October 3, 2007, 5:16pm

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Taste bhaytar hota jahra'hay nah:)

Ufff karachi ki bohree chicks :) roh-afza ko mayray haath say layna kay chala mein !