introduce your friends

AQ · September 27, 2007, 4:33pm

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ziadah khush na ho..

I am sure he will include that episode of Fraudia and your jhagRaa ..

hin33 · September 27, 2007, 4:34pm

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sooo
they are enemies remember

AQ · September 27, 2007, 4:35pm

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yeh subb ander saY millaY huaY haiN

hin33 · September 27, 2007, 4:36pm

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sachi main ???

AQ · September 27, 2007, 4:38pm

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muchi maiN...

Mr_Fraudia · September 27, 2007, 4:39pm

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Junoon in Jordan - Review From a Jordanian

Fraudia kee khaani, Tariq kee zabaani

On a beautiful sunny morning, about 36 years ago, in a private room of one of the best hospitals of Karachi, a beautiful baby boy was born. His cute face, golden curls, innocent smile and shiny eyes were God’s gifts to the whole world.

On the same day, somewhere else, Fraudia was also born. Nurse immediately took Fraudia in her arms, slapped him on his face and put a black mask on him.

Rumor has it that Fraudia picked his nick after being inspired by a C class character of a B class spy novel, which he accidentally picked up from the footpath book vendor of Regal Chowk, Sadar, when he was shopping for a thin book called Jawaani kee RataiN.

Farudia lived by himself since he was 16. That is when he felt lonely and socially neglected. That feeling brought him to a level that he decided to make that black mask, a permanent part of his personality. He decided, never to come out in public without his mask.

Then whose picture is that on his profile, you asked. That is not Fraudia, that is his brother, Kapadia.

Lot of people may not know that Fraudia is also an Admin of GS. He likes to keep it a secret. Between his mask, unusual nick and social negligence, Fraudia thinks that he is like batman. Fraudia in day time and secret chief of GS at night time, cleaning the city of GS from all evils and saving innocents. Fact is this that no one gives a damn to his secrecy and no one really cares whether he is cleaning GS as a super hero or as a Janitor.

He likes to flirt with girls of GS. Unfortunately he has no idea how to do that. His best pick up line on GS are following.

Kesi Ho?

KahaN thee ub tak?

Somehow he thinks that if he asks a girl, this weird question and put a suspicious, eye browse raising kind of smiley, that girl will fall for him.

Well he is not always a failure. He also sends Love PM’s to girls (or that’s what he thinks). The only replies he got back was from Aliyish. Everything was going hunky dory and then Aliyish posted his picture. Even after realizing that Aliyish is a boy, Fraudia did not stop his PM;s. Did I tell you that he has a big ego problem?

But then no one is perfect, and Fraudia is a typical example of that. His only bad quality is that he has no good quality.

But we still love Fraudia, as much as we love our belly buttons. Just like a human is incomplete without a belly button, GS is incomplete without Fraudia

We love you man

Kahan thay ub tak?

yaar munna biscuit

Thank you for the intro
and good that you love me man, sorry its one sided

PS: is that book still around?

hin33 · September 27, 2007, 4:39pm

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mujhy thora sa shaq to thaaaaaaaa

AQ · September 27, 2007, 4:42pm

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naheeN yaar yeh "F.D. Makhmoor" waalaY mazmoon saY naheeN hai...

uss maiN tau hazrat pedaa hotaY hee nurse kaa haath pakaR letaY haiN aur tirchi nazroN saY Codeine (Sp?) cough syrup ko dekhtaY haiN.. aur jub nurse ishaaraa bhaaNp kar syrup kee bottle uThaati hai tau woh mosoof (read: tariq saahab) 'DEK' lagaa kar poori bottle ghhuTaa GhhuT pee jaataY haiN...

TLK · September 27, 2007, 5:08pm

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Hin33 …. A mysterious open book

By Tariqlkhan

Hin33 has two parts to her nick

Hin and 33

Hin: When she came to USA, she realized that when Americans write their proper nouns, they don’t say J, instead pronounce it as H, e.g. San Jose, San Juan etc. She improvised on that and to make it phonetically logical she started using H instead of J, thus Hin instead of Jin

Did I tell you that she lives in New Hersey

33: When she signed up, 7 years ago in GS, Jin33 thought that if she puts her age in front of her name, no one will ever ask again. Did I tell you that she signed up seven years ago?

She is an artist. Also from her mother side, she is from Lucknow. That combination brought a lot of sophistication and class in her. That class is often reflected through her posts, also. One of her recent observation and post was

(very classy)

Jin33 has many relatives in GS. Aliyish calls her aapa, Sheyn calls her didi, Sheyn also calls me Jeeja……. Yes I know what you are thinking. Is not that amazing cause that means that somehow, in a very weird way, Sheyn and Aliyish are brother and sister (that is what you were thinking, right)

(Fraudia, if you are jealous then I will ask Sheyn to call you Deeda, also)

She was born in Islamabad, the city of brotherly love. Where guy with many wives (Fazlur Rehman) and one with many girl friends (imran khan) hug each other in public, Where Aunty Shamim and Maulana Rasheed live on the same street.

Jin33 brought that love to the GS. She shares that with different people in different way. The only person she calls bhayya in GS (no it’s not Aliyish, she calls him ullloo, pajee, behooda, but not bhai) is Fraudia. Mysteriously, those posts immediately got deleted, somehow

She loves Doodh Rooh Afza. I think its because she came from Islamabad, an extension of Paindoo Punjab where people think that drinking doodh by itself is only for babies and Maulvees, so they drink Doodh rooh afza, doodh 7UP, doodh patti, anything but just doodh

She loves going through construction zones when she is driving back from work, in her black Honda, Window down even in 100 degree (typical of desi Honda drivers) and with black glasses on, That way she gets lot of attention from workers and she feels angry about it

Now a days she is angrier cause construction season is over

Her likes are acting like a farmaNbardar Biwi (only on GS), doodh rooh afza and construction workers

Her dislikes are every other beautiful girl, AQ and the weird side of Fraudia (which is every side of Fraudia)

She is a good friend, a good wife (of her hubby) and a good person (in Mars, maybe)

We will miss her (if she ever decided to leave, although for now we are stuck with her)

AQ · September 27, 2007, 5:14pm

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Ask99 · September 27, 2007, 5:19pm

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TK’s intro on HIn33…

But.. Saam baady is gonna get hurt real bad…but I guess all the better entertainment for us…

AQ · September 27, 2007, 5:20pm

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that started already.. did not you see Fraudia’s reply:D

and now that you have entered too, let’s tariq work on you too

Ask99 · September 27, 2007, 5:22pm

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Frauds reply to his intro u mean?..that was funny:cb:…btw Tariq paa got Mr Frauds age worng isnt he like close to 40:hmmm:…guess they r protecting their kind
The good thing is the doesnt know me…

AQ · September 27, 2007, 5:23pm

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Ask99: he ‘knows’ you too

P_G · September 27, 2007, 5:24pm

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hin k reply anay tuk mere comments mehfooz hain chai

Ask99 · September 27, 2007, 5:25pm

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Yea yea…and wat is so funny AQ:grumpy:

AQ · September 27, 2007, 5:27pm

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I think she was ready to begin with... I had warn her but it's all good for her, she said :D

P_G · September 27, 2007, 5:32pm

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^ ahtyaat behter hay na chai

Code_Red · September 27, 2007, 6:02pm

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So funny

Tariq Khan You are the man :k:

Fraudia’s intro was hillarious

hin33 · September 27, 2007, 6:14pm

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ok ..

i m speechless

wow

itni lambi post all about me ..
i think i just got gained a pound/

thanks

blush