introduce your friends

AQ · September 30, 2007, 2:31am

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paa daiN gey.. dun worry.. har cheez kaa aik waqt hotaa hai :ASA:

zor kaa jhaTka dheeeraY saY laggnaa chaahiye...

Aliyish · September 30, 2007, 2:33am

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Jaldi is leay macha raha hoon kay ' kissi say sun lia hai kay duniya chaar din ki hai ' .

AQ · September 30, 2007, 2:35am

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ghabraao naheeN... jiss raat kaa zikr ASN kee aap beeti maiN paRho geY woh roz-e-mehshar jitni lambi lagee thee ASN ko... :ASA:

P_G · September 30, 2007, 4:44am

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^ yeh intro ho raha hay ya oppreation*bummer*

AQ · September 30, 2007, 4:56am

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^ taqreeban :ASA:

P_G · September 30, 2007, 5:09am

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^^ yeh smilie daikh kar pata kia mehsoos hota hay ?laugh

AQ · September 30, 2007, 5:10am

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abba jaan yaad aataY hoN geY :ASA:

P_G · September 30, 2007, 5:24am

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^ lolzzzz .challo janay do ..app yehe samjh lo : P

angeloftruth · September 30, 2007, 6:45am

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monsieur Qureshi, where r u?

Hum_Hain_Lajawab · September 30, 2007, 7:51am

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AQ se Chicago mai Mulaqaat

Andheri raat thi
Janab ki paidaash mai kuch baat thi
baRi daaktarni bhi saath thi
Paida hotay hi ajeeb ajeeb alfaz bolnaY lagaY (nahi baba, galiyaN baad mai seekhi :P*)*
Yani ke paidaash se hi Shairi ka shok tha. Pehla lafz na Ma-ma tha na Pa-pa; Mir-za Mir-za.

Kaha jata hai ke innho ne teen saal ki umar mai apna pehla mukammal shair farmaya tha. Shair kuch yooN tha:

Wo bhi kya din thaY jab hum haseeno ke galaY mila kartaY thaY
Yeh tab ki baat hai, jab hum do saal ke hua kartaY thaY

Jab chaar paanch saal ka hua aur school janaY laga to aik din school mai exam tha. Janab ne study nahi ki to exam fail ho gaye. Jab Yaum-e-Nateeja aaya to in ke waaldayn ne bohat ghussa kiya. Poocha ke exam fail kyoo hue to aagaY se jawab mila:

Hain aur bhi School mai results bohat buraY
KehtaY haiN ke Qureshi ka hai nateeja-e-Imtehan kuch aur

Phir ahista ahista wakt guzarta gya aur janab college tak pohnch gaye. Hatta ke aik Peer Baba ne in ke baaraY mai farmaya: Aye Allah ke bandaY, tu aik din zaroor bulandi par pohnchaY ga aur zaroor oonchayi ko chuey ga.

Aur wohi hua. Aik din janab Sears Tower (one of the world's tallest building) ke tour ke iraadaY se Downtown, Chicago aaye. Aur yahaN se shuru hoti hai humari kahani. Aap ne abhi abhi apni zindagi ke kuch minutes barbaad kar diye.

Sann 2007 tha. Janab ne Prime Minister aur Phone ke thru bataya ke inn ka deedar Ghareeb-e-Nawaz mai ho ga. Hello??? Stage Show ka to kisi ne zikr hi nahi kiya!!

GaRi se utraY to dekha ke aik hasti, ghareeb-e-nawaz ki purani peeli window mai se baithaY humara iss tarha intezaar kar rahi hai jaise Maalik Makaan maheenaY ke aakhri dinoN mai kiraya lenaY ka intezaar karta hai. Uss window ko aise paaya ke goya kisi Pakistani SHO ke aaffice ki window ho. Andar gaye to aik haseen khoobsurat naujawan larka meri taraf aaya. Uss insaan ko rasta denaY ke liye main side mai hua to peechaY Qureshi sahab bhi thaY.

Din kaisaY guzra kuch pata hi nahi chala. GhoomtaY ghoomtaY shaam ho gayi. Shab ko jab wapis ussi mukaam par pohnchaY jahaN se chalna shuru kiya tha to socha kuch pait-pooja kar li jaye. Janab se poocha ke kis pooja ko khana pasand kareiN gey to aagaY se jawab mila:

Wo pooja aur wo pait filhaal kahaN
Wo shab-o-roz-o-maah-o-saal kahaN
Thee wo aik shaks ke tasawwur se
Ab wo raanaai-e-khayal kahaN
Fikr-e-Duniya mai sar khapaata hooN
Ab yeh tind kahaN aur wo baal kahaN
Muzmahil ho gaye quwa'a Qureshi
Yaaro wo jawani wala haal kahaN

Aliyish · September 30, 2007, 8:22am

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Haha good Job HHL :) nice one matey !

Aliyish · September 30, 2007, 8:27am

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HHL , Suf'ay Dimag ki wajay say ek baat yahan bhol gaya hai :)

Us peer Aamil Baba nay Anu bahi ko yeah be kaha tah kay ' BAytaa , tu bohat bohat agaay Ja'aay gaa '.

Anu bahi nay ishtay'Yaq say Phochaa ' Baba bahla woh kaysay '

jawab milaa ' Tu jahan be jahay gaa , wahan loog tujhay bolain gaa ' chaal baa'ee chaaal Agaay chaaal ' .

HAQ Mollaah , Rahay Naam zinda US peer Baba Ka!

Aliyish · September 30, 2007, 8:42am

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Hina Appa yahan ek bachpan ka qisa bhol ga'een . Kindly try to see and pick Fraudia Bahi's Interest in zannaana Mas’il from his childhood .

When he was a kid , once he asked some Muhaalay ki Aunty :

Aunty Anuty , yea Bachay kaysay payda hotay hain ?

Aunty felt bit Blushing by the thoughts of discussing it with a five years old kid and she just made up a story .

She told him , look what we do son , we dig up a hole and put some water in it and after some time a child comes out of it . Simple and easy , innit ?

But poor innocent aunty couldn’t read Fraudia bahi’s evil mind . The minute she left his place , fraudia bahi did exactly as told by Aunty . He dug up a hole , watered it and started waiting eagerly !

Few days went by and nothing happened , He decided to check it out so he dig that hole again . All he saw there was a little frog, yea just a little frogy !

Disappointed and depressed as he said to the frog ‘ **Wish I could kill ya right here but you know what ? You are my Kid ! :) **

Peshow · September 30, 2007, 8:48am

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Dubaiwali · September 30, 2007, 8:53am

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nice post aliyish:k:

AQ · September 30, 2007, 10:20am

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hello I am always around… you were not seen anywhere…

Oh khudaayaa… HHL: yeh maiN kiyaa paRh rahaa hooN… shukar khuda kaa kaY uss naY mujhaY haseen-o-jameel naheeN banaayaa warnaa aaj maiN yahaaN yeh type karnaY kaY qaabil naa hotaa… tum naY haseen laRkoN kee taraf dekhnaa kiss umer maiN shuru kiyaa :O?

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Aliyish · September 30, 2007, 10:33am

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Aaaga'ay Anu bahi :) kia kahya Sheri mein ?

Adrasteia · September 30, 2007, 10:36am

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yahaan kya ho raha hay

Aliyish · September 30, 2007, 10:37am

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Ajee sach phochi’ay tu app ka intayzar Jashnay Bahaar !

AQ · September 30, 2007, 10:38am

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kachaY qeemaY kaY kabab, chicken curry, and tomatoe chaTni with Malaysian paraThay

I am thinking on posting an intro on ASN - the chaddi aadmi