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there is NO way u are as batooni as me, as some author wrote, mujhe injextion bhi gramophone ki sui say lagaye jatay thay :)
jub hee aap aik hee baat par aTTuk kar reh jaatay ho :p
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Femme Fatale, the deadly woman By tariqlkhan
Femme Fatale,
We all know her as a strict mod, but under that thick shroud of Moderatorship, lies a sweet sweet girl called Fatima
Sorry I have to start again, I was thinking of another Mod
We all know her as a strict mod because she is one. Sometime without a reason she starts deleting posts left and right. Its almost look like that once a month a patch of few days come when she is really agitated. God knows why
Femme’s life started long long time ago even before she was born, when her parents got married, on a beautiful spring day in later part of March.
That is where her connection with spring ends because for rest of us, she is nothing but bitter cold winter. Gives us chills when she enters a thread (except for AQ and Aliyish, they enjoy that because they belong to Polar Bear family)
Femme’s life came under a great risk, recently when a stupid car driver crossed her car with only 2 inches in between.
Stupid car driver, what’s with 2 inches? We all could be happy people right now if he was little more careful
Fraudia thinks that she is drop dead gorgeous. After reading that, AQ changed his mind and decided to come out of his eternal bachelorship. Kind of late cause Femme thinks that AQ is some Budhdha Khoosat uncle.
I don’t know who told her that AQ is budhdha khoosat uncle. Because we never used the word Uncle
Femme’s likes are Bengali rasgullah and Mexican bean burritos
Her dislikes are Bengalis and Mexican
She really thinks that Aliyish is Bengali. I don’t know who told her that Aliyish is Bengali. Because we never used the word Ben.
Femme also loves to write useless stuff all over GS and equally loves to delete other people’s useful stuff. If her name is not in the post, it’s as good as gone, that is her motto
Wiki says that femme fatale means an alluring and seductive woman whose charms ensnare her lovers in bonds of irresistible desire, often leading them into compromising, dangerous, and deadly situations
AQ knows that and still want to take a risk. Although in his case, the situation would be deadly for Femme (doob marnay kaa muqaam hoga)
We all love femme cause we want to survive in GS.
you loser you were reading my journal all these hours? bottom line is you want me dead :( I'm going to have hin33 feed you that aata, ghee and milk potion that someone put up in Life3 to clog up all ur arteries and intestines at the same time.
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oye did you mention me as buddha khoosat in your journal 
Femme… ask Fraudia… I ain’t no uncle… 
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its not the uncle part that I am convinced of AQ so don;t worry
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I ain’t no buddha khoosat too
I am a muslim 
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jub hee aap aik hee baat par aTTuk kar reh jaatay ho :p
see i have an excuse for the one track mind.
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you loser you were reading my journal all these hours? bottom line is you want me dead :( I'm going to have hin33 feed you that aata, ghee and milk potion that someone put up in Life3 to clog up all ur arteries and intestines at the same time.
not only is tariq chichora he is also a stalker, dekha he was reading your journal.
i am telling u, right now its fun and games but this can be fatal attraction munne-biscuit style if you dont watch out for him
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hmmm… what do you think should I give a shot on writing tariq’s intro 
???
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AQ DONT flood :aq::.
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btw I just read your rendition of AQ too 
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did you like it :jano:
Fraudia: and you thought only tariq was the stalker 
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No i ll call u papi 
…
okay 
… pm on AD ?
I dont go to AD nemore 
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ye especially the flirting with yourself part 
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if i had not met u, i may still be concerned that u are another one of AQs multinicks.
PS: or mayeb u are and u and I are playing a big joke on tariq and aliyish
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AQ is the only person on GS who sent himself his rishta and rejected it. 
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damn! Is Femme really my multinick 
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well… it was a practice session for the future
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AQ u do know that the guy sends a rishta to a girl, so if your girl nick rejected your guy nicks rishta that measn u r preparing to be rejected? wahhhhhh kya logic banai hei meine, adaab arz hein!
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I like it that u take jokes so well
aisay practice rishta bhejnay ki thi, rejct karnay ki thi, ya rejection say deal karnay ki thi,
iss par zara lalten say roshni dalein