Re: introduce your friends
Today on the Nadia khan show ....we have a very un-special guest ... who many of you may have heard ..and unknown to many species...........hes massive...
nah i seriously mean it.. hes literally massive ... and hes sitting right behind me ..waiting to be carried to the stage cos hes ..................................bla bla bla
hes a very good friend of mine ............and he also blames me for ending up on GS ... and as a result hes gotten addicted to it ..........
He smokes .. a pipe ... and recently he got false teeth put in by a Russian dentist .... cos he loves boxing so much .............. he got his teeth knocked in ... but still managed to win the fight unlike Hitman Hatton..........
hes 21 ... but its been said ...... that he has a wife ... but claims he hasnt ..... and to hide his proof of his marraige ... hes eaten his only child ....
i think thas enuf about him ... No need for him to come on to the stage ....
Thanks massive for appearing on our back stage..
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