Interview of Aslam Bhai

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ha ha ha ha :rotfl: :rotfl:…akha line ultee borela…token hee hai yaar…“DUBAI KA CHASHMA CHEEN KEE CHADI AUR IRANI CHAEY”…abb clear hua kiya?..ho jaana chahiay!!

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Famous _ Ajnabi = = = oh ho yah teray nakhray zalim , kia baat kar rale hai appun ke tu tunay aik dum watt laga dale , dil ke ghante baja dale bolay tu appun ke andhari zindage mai tube light jala dale :wink: QUOTE]

aap ke watt ka to apun kuch nahin kar sakte :stuck_out_tongue: woh tube light zeyada mat jlana bolay to bill zeyada aa gaya aor Aslam Bhai ko aik aor tension mel jai ga :stuck_out_tongue:

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Scorpion babe = = = kahay ko teray shakal par 12 baj relay hai , appun tu bus tujh say tap tap kar rela hai or tu hai kay shakal par 2 bajaa ralehai . . . chal theek ho jaa or jadu ke jhapi day dal appun ko :hug:

cool Munda 2000 = = = yaar appun kay doost log dubia mai hai akha mumbay ka network sumbhala howa hai waha say . . . or chain ke chadi phat jati hai beru or iran mai chie milna khatam ho geie ha tu appun teray samnay teray ankho mai ankhay dal kharela hai akela tan tanha abb bol kia karnay ka ? ? ?

Famous Ajnabi = = = tusi bhi nah bari mazake ho jii :blush: wesay bill shill or bill gates appnay pass rakhnay ka appun ko bill nahi dil ke tension ho jati hai .

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[quote=“Janwar Famous Ajnabi = = = tusi bhi nah bari mazake ho jii :blush: wesay bill shill or bill gates appnay pass rakhnay ka appun ko bill nahi dil ke tension ho jati hai .[/QUOTE”]

:rolleyes: G apna to kaam he majaak karna hai aor tang karna hai aor bhe bhae loog ko tang karnay ka to apna he maza hai :wink:

oooyyee ALLAH dil ka tension ho jata hai :bummer: tusi doctor shockter ko naen janday g

waysay g aik bat to btanay ka yah bill to samjh main aa gay par yah shill kaon hai hai:konfused:
BillGates to bara kanjoos hai ray :bummer: aik kam karnay ka hai Aslaam bhae us ko :kaboom: bolay to phatka daal :stuck_out_tongue:

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i like this pic lol

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saloo g…apun ko naee lagta abhi itnee jaldee itnee frankness… na’…sorry :stuck_out_tongue:
phir kabhie :wave: abb naraaz naee hnay ka kiya?

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Famous Ajnabi = = = yaar appun doctor hai nah bolay tu love ka :wink: wesay bill ko appun janta hai or tum akha GS ka log shill ko nahi janta :eek: yaar woh bill kay phoopay ka larka hai sumjhi kia . . . . wesay bill tu appun ko ajj dinner par layjanay ko mangta tu bolay tu appun ajj weekend night he us ka game baja dalay ? ? ?

HOPEFULL = = = zahay naseeb , zahay naseeb , yah app kay kadam mubarak humhari thread par kiya paray kay humhara thread jagmaga geyah :blush:

Scorpion babe = = = ok no i wont ask for jadu ke jhappi , thts why i hate girlz . . . . . . . . … . . . . .. . . . . . . mummyyyyyyyyy:crying: i need a :hug:

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[quote=“Janwar”]
Famous Ajnabi = = = yaar appun doctor hai nah bolay tu love ka :wink: wesay bill ko appun janta hai or tum akha GS ka log shill ko nahi janta yaar woh bill kay phoopay ka larka hai sumjhi kia . . . . wesay bill tu appun ko ajj dinner par layjanay ko mangta tu bolay tu appun ajj weekend night he us ka game baja dalay ? ? ? ***haan aaj us ko tapka daloo aap aor haan tapkanay say pahlay aik paper bhe sing karwa layna :rolleyes: akhir ko us ka etna paisa kisi na kisi k pas bhe to jana hai :stuck_out_tongue: shill k tum janta hai ASlam bhae :eek: bari information hai aap ko to ***

HOPEFULL = = = zahay naseeb , zahay naseeb , yah app kay kadam mubarak humhari thread par kiya paray kay humhara thread jagmaga geyah ***mujh ko lights nazar nahin aa rahe hain :rolleyes: woh bolay to unhoon nay kadam nahin rakha agar rakha hota to thread zameen pay gir jata woh un ka bojh sah nahin pata Aslam bhae ka thread :stuck_out_tongue: ***

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Scorpion babe = = = ok no i wont ask for jadu ke jhappi , thts why i hate girlz . . . . . . . . … . . . . .. . . . . . . mummyyyyyyyyy:crying: i need a :hug:
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rona band karo Aslam bhae nahin to apun lady loog ka gang aap ko tapka dalay ga :stuck_out_tongue:

You hate girls:mad: Aslam bhae:rocket:

:rotfl:

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eyebrows and waxing... interesting

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Famous Ajnabi -=-=-= larki tu appun ko dara rale hai ? ? aPpun ko kyun dara rale hai :frowning: aPpun nay tera kia begara hai baap . . . dekh appun ko chota sa nana sa pala sa dil hai jo larki logo ke akha duniya mai dar dar kay dharak rela hai sumjhi kia . . . or bush ko tapkanay ka tu appun teray ko chapan gale kay peechay lotay khan ke dookan say samnay walay babu halwai kay shop number 420 par mil jaie ga waha aakar meeting kar lena . sumjhi kia . or hai wesay personally i dont hate girlz woh alag baat hai kay girlz hate me :hehe:

Nia-khan = = = eyebrows tu sumhaj mai aarela hai par yah waxing kia hai ? ? or akha cheezo mai intrest kis baat ka :konfused: kar rale ho :bummer:

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ahem

 
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need clothes?

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n00b = = = yaar woh kia cloths ke market band thi warna akha body par teray ko cloth he cloth milta , magar aslam bhai with cloth nOway :snooty:

yourfriend = = = yaha nafrat , naraz or dushmani ka waqat nahi kyun kay zindage kum or pyar boohat hai :slight_smile: so just spread love to baray log get DUA’s , spread love to bacha party get love and spread love to u and get nafrat :slight_smile: shukreyah .

^^ yaha par aik dielouge yaad aa rela hai appun ko TUM-BIN moive say . . . or aik dum rapchick or fit beth rela hai yaha par . . . . .

  • mai janta ho app ko saharay ke zarorat nahi , mai tu serf sath denay ayah tha *

chalta hai appun :wave:

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:bummer:ya Allah Maadadsigh..

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itnee tension kaey ko leyrela yaaarrr…remeba’ na tension leney ka nahi deney ka…so just chill…yeah lo :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: …aur koee hukkam???

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yourfriend = = = ALLAH un ke madad karta hai jo appni madad app kartay ho sumjhi :snooty:

Scorpion babezzz = = = kia baat hai ray , tunay tu appun ko tu hela dala kay appun ko 1200 wt kay jhaatkay par relay hai . . . . beru tu cheez bari hai mast masti tu cheez bari hai mast . . . wesay dekh beru appun tension nahi laay raha hai bus woh kia hai nah appun ka ishtyle he yah hai kay pahlay mana agar nah manay tu phir doosaray item say topi pahna kar mana , dekha topi pahna kar jadu ke jhapi mar le nah maray :mocking:

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[quote=“Janwar”]
Famous Ajnabi -=-=-= larki tu appun ko dara rale hai ? ? aPpun ko kyun dara rale hai aPpun nay tera kia begara hai baap . . . dekh appun ko chota sa nana sa pala sa dil hai jo larki logo ke akha duniya mai dar dar kay dharak rela hai sumjhi kia . . . or bush ko tapkanay ka tu appun teray ko chapan gale kay peechay lotay khan ke dookan say samnay walay babu halwai kay shop number 420 par mil jaie ga waha aakar meeting kar lena . sumjhi kia . or hai wesay personally i dont hate girlz woh alag baat hai kay girlz hate me :hehe:

:devil: ASlam bhae lady log say dar gaya aap nay kuch naen bigara bas apun to tang kar rayla hai tarya ko :stuck_out_tongue: alayyyy alayyy chotaaaaa sa nanhaaaaaaaaa sa dil aor Aslam bhae ka :eek: chal bhag jhotay kaheen k chotaa sa nanhaaa sa dil :stuck_out_tongue: waysay apun mazak kar raha hai dil pay naen laynay ka bhae you now apun lady loog ka adat hai woh main Halwai ke shop pay nahin aa sakte apun ka aor us ka udhar ka mamla hai na to woh daikhay ga to mangay ka paysa wapis :frowning: aysay karo pahlay us ko tapka doo phir apun aap say milta hai with money ok :devil: you don’t hate girls I know that I was just kiddin but why girls hate you? :eek:

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meray paas 2 suppari hai teray wastay, aik to ‘item’ log hai, aur dosra adha pailay say hee tapkaila budhaa hai, edher he haich appun ka kk aur cafe, mai, kiya bolta hai raay? :smokin2:

Veeru,Photooo pura pura jaackpoot item hai, bolay to, bhindhaas, , :smooth::k:

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Famous Ajnabi = = = kahay ko chilam cheelee kar rale hai beru , teray ko nahi pata kay appun ka nazuk sa dil lady log kay wastay kabhi dharakta or kabhi tarapta hai :wink: abb teray ko bush ke watt laganay ko hai tu khud jaa kar mar us ko appun bush kay ajj kal tooth brush ke advertisment kar rela hai or kafi peesa kama rela hai agar us ko mar dalay ga tu appun ko khelaie ga koun ? ? ? appun ke baat man or irada cancel kar dal bush wala , warna yah nah ho kay bush appun ko double suppari day dalay tari :devil: khama peele mai tu appun kay hatho zayah ho jaie ge or appun nahi chata kay lady log ko marna woh kia hai thora ijat hai appun kay dil mai so think b4 or warna :2guns: and about girlz hate me so jawab appun ko aik dum straight n simple hai tu sumhajnay ka sumjhi kia . . . or woh yah hai kay pyar karnay wali koie cheez he nahi appun mai tu larki log hate he karay ga nah . . . :stuck_out_tongue:

RainDance = = = yaar tu bhi nah kaha kaha say item log pakar kay laa rela hai , dekh beru , yah item ko appun ko ajj kal nahi tapkanay ka woh kia hai nah ajj kal item logo kay sath apun ke jum rale hai bari lash kesam ke sumjha kia or about budha party tu bol tu appun us ko hool day dalta hai , adha pajama geela or tera kaam pora ho janay wala hai , bus hukum kar or dekh tamasha .