This is the GULF
**** Local calls are free***
**** Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too***
**** Any building construction finishes in 3 months***
**** Unqualified get more salary than Qualified***
**** Show-off matters more than real quality & performance***
**** Labourers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country ***
**** Companies can kick out their employees without any reason***
**** Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money***
**** Cleaners have more Wasta than officers***
**** Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner***
**** Office boy & Drivers� have more influence on Boss than Manager ***
**** Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm, hot / humid / chilling weather***
**** Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere***
**** If u can't earn money in the Gulf, u can't earn anywhere in the world *
In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, ***
its sooo fast
**** Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house back home.***
**** U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were together***
**** Being at home is more painful than being at work***
**** Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of Salman / Sharukh / Aishwarya***
**** Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don't understand anything***
**** Dance Bars and Pubs more than that in B'lore or Hamburg***
**** A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters***
**** Food/Grocery delivery to the car***
**** A Starbucks every 10 meters***
**** Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol***
**** In one single flate sharing with 5 families***
**** A Shopping Mall located every 2 km***
**** Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers***
**** Getting a license is more difficult than buying a car***
**** Smashed cars are more than bugs***
**** Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour - 5 Dirham for 2 hours & so on***
**** No Queues for women***
TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF:
*** GREEN : Signal to go for Indians**
*** YELLOW : Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis, Americans, Europeans**
*** RED : Signal to go for Kuwaitis, Saudis , Palestinians & Lebanese**