Indian Cricket Team Jokes

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.

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Q: How do you increase the chances of the Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

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Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls

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Q: What is the height of optimism ?
A: Gambhir coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

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SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! Look! Daddy is hitting six after six )

                   SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga ( Come on, son….that must be an advertisement)
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SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! Look! Daddy is hitting six after six )

                   SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga ( Come on, son….that must be an advertisement)
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... Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."

                    "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

                    Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144."

                    "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

                    Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."

                    Albert responds, "Hey, sorry to hear about Indian team's early exit from T20 World Cup? How are you fans taking the loss?"
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You're on a roll! :D

Mothers are more apathetic towards their children if they were CSDs
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:hehe:

:k:

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:omg: :omg: :omg:

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Funny :)

But looking at how the Indian team is playing against WI today, these do not seem to apt.

Dedicated To All GS Members...EID MUBARIK... :D
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^Yup

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Einstein nain chawal maar dee ...

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Seems like Punjabee in USA has a CHAMCHAA by the name of arlitter..lol

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^ No, its just my multi nick ;)

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hahahahaha

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:rotfl:

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lol..very true man...

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nice ones, but you could have put them all together in one post too.

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Hahah,
lolzzzz!<
Nice jokes