incidents that shocked you

[Khumar]

Re: incidents that shocked you

@partyslims

You’re from Germany!!! Please tell me the meaning of these words, that have haunted me for “ages” ! Gunter glieben glauchen globen

@rizla86

So the other day I was cruising past the local market in my bling bling car with himesh reshammiya songs on full blast, and I was busy waving and winking at this girl when I noticed this aunty staring at me (looked like her mum). She had a weird expression on her face and it was like she was undressing me with her eyes right there, I was so shocked. And she was only wearing a white lawn kameez with a black bra and omg it was so weird, it totally shocked me. I never knew Pakistani aunties were so disgusting, I mean I’m only 25.

You must be pretty fly for a brown guy.