In this thread we list the shortest books ever written

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wtf?

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5abi hahaha that’s hilaaarious!!! :omg:

Kaleem has also got it spot on :k:

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How to respect other cultures and things different from us - Any American

How to get noticed by being significant and exciting - Cat-Woman

The harmful and detrimental effects of using to much computer - evilmastermind

You never have to kiss ass - Any Pakistani 'expert' on an American network

Sacrifices and contributions of religious Muslims - Fraudia

Why I left the west - Pakora

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My Little Black Book of Available Pakistani Men in South Africa--Cat Woman
The Complete Compedium of Available Attractive Hunky Quasi-Intelligent Muslim Men with Six-Pack Abs Living in South Africa (sigh)--Cat Woman

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Larkoun mein maqbool honey key tariqeh - PCG

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How not to become a stupid ignorant idiot - Any Pakistani

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You do mean that you know the single most important thing that keeps you married for more than a year…right Funguy?

This is supposed to be the shortest books ever written…not long ones.

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OK, I agree... you are an Indian.

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yeah funguy we all want to know what the Heck happened?? :eek:

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In addition to the other great ideas that others have posted about me, here are some additional ones:

The Meaning of Life - By Yours Truly (me)

How to Cook - By Yours Truly

I love Thai Food AND I know How to Cook It. Let Me Show You... - by Yours Truly

Disproving Existentialism - by Yours Truly

Hadith Are Not Misogynistic in Anyway - Whatever Could You Mean that Most Women Should Not Land in Hell? - By Yours Truly

Ode to the Admins and Mods; A collection of Love Poems - by Yours Truly

Okay okay, and one for Cat-woman:

How to Fool Men Into Marrying You By Posing as A Bholi Bhali Si Innocent and Braindead Larki - by Catwoman

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PCG's Friends :)

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Hey hey hey, now that's cutting below the belt. It should be: PCG's admirers.

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count me in.:)

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What exactly is cutting below the belt? I have heard of hitting below the belt, but I have never heard cutting...Is it something you can ask people to do..you know, please cut below the belt, I need a trim.

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Yes hitting below the belt. That reminds me another of another one.

My Great Command on the English langauge and Proverbs and Common Sayings - by PCG

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should not it be "Of" the english language?

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:hoonh:

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ok PCG r u in canada?

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why are you up so late its 10 o clock in the night here?

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Why are you so worried about me and what I'm up to? Geez.