Re: In search of an obedient wife
sumfin tells m baichara sari zindagi single rehnay wala hay 
Re: In search of an obedient wife
^ Heyyyyyy .. how u doin? … Remember me ? :halo: … ab kabhi lahore aoo tu tell me straight… Ill show you wat lahore is all about … Way more and fun and cooler… 
and yeh .. true abt Iq… poor soul cant make the wedding part on these conditions..
Hey IQ 
< – this is wat u meant by givin u a call … 
Re: In search of an obedient wife
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you know i already told him not to complain to be single with so strict requirments:D
salaam seema:blush:
how are you lovely gal??
Re: In search of an obedient wife
tou nay dil mera tora
shadi say inqar ka
sanam baywafa
sanam baywafa
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yup thats what i meant with phone call 
hopefully next time you won’t be able to run away.. im fullly prepared for the battle 
Seema, Nicky, Noor Q kia meri conditions itni sakh haiN 
akailay haiN tou kya gham haiN
chahaiN tou hamaray bus mai kya nahi
bas ik zara saath ho kisi ka 
Re: In search of an obedient wife
buddy u dont need a wife, u need a maid.
and quit flirting with chicks
Re: In search of an obedient wife
to ma dearest bro imran:
If u want a wife/maid, go to shaadi.com. They will get ya perfect match
sincerely,
MM
Re: In search of an obedient wife
kia horaha hay yahan ???
ohh yani Bahu Ki Talsh ? :s
Haan bhaiee zara sughar ho bahu rani,
kam az kam 4 jamaat paas ho,
silai karhai janti ho...
jharo poocha karna aata ho...
apna naam likh sakti o khud...
soorat jaisi bhi lekin seerat achi honi chahyay
kaali ho, moti ho, bhains ki tarah ho lekin kirdaar ki achi ho
bhaingi ho, goongi ho, behrii ho, lekin wafaadaar ho...
Chodhween ka chaand na sahi lekin 15ween ki tareek raat jasi hi ho...
lekin bass Obidient ho...
Jab IQ kahain uss say k khari hojao to wo khari hojain
Jab IQ kahain k Dawai lao to Gorkann ko bhi sath lay ain...
and etc...
bass sachi sawitri kanniya kunwari ho... Bahu Rani jaldi ayoo aur IQ ko insaan banao...
Re: In search of an obedient wife
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kia horaha hay yahan ???
ohh yani Bahu Ki Talsh ? :s
Haan bhaiee zara sughar ho bahu rani,
kam az kam 4 jamaat paas ho,
silai karhai janti ho...
jharo poocha karna aata ho...
apna naam likh sakti o khud...
soorat jaisi bhi lekin seerat achi honi chahyay
kaali ho, moti ho, bhains ki tarah ho lekin kirdaar ki achi ho
bhaingi ho, goongi ho, behrii ho, lekin wafaadaar ho...
Chodhween ka chaand na sahi lekin 15ween ki tareek raat jasi hi ho...
lekin bass Obidient ho...
Jab IQ kahain uss say k khari hojao to wo khari hojain
Jab IQ kahain k Dawai lao to Gorkann ko bhi sath lay ain...
and etc...
bass sachi sawitri kanniya kunwari ho... Bahu Rani jaldi ayoo aur IQ ko insaan banao...
[/QUOTE]
oh man islam main sirf 4 shadian jaiiz hain itne sare lerkiaan kaysay sanbhlain gay imran sahab ?
Re: In search of an obedient wife
4, 4 karkay...
Re: In search of an obedient wife
to phir **kukriyan **khreed lain is say acha ..roast bana ker kha lain
Re: In search of an obedient wife
LOL @ kahain k Dawai lao to Gorkann ko bhi sath lay ain…
and etc… 
… you predicting his future married life jus as u had aymanz baraat coming on a tilted rickshaw 
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run away?? battle??? u call this battle ?? Oh, tsk tsk … this is masl-ing chuntA.. … not battle 
akailay haiN tou kya gham haiN
chahaiN tou hamaray bus mai kya nahi
bas ik zara saath ho kisi ka
jo aisi conditions hoon tu saath kahan say aye Ga !!
Re: In search of an obedient wife
Wow. All this time and not a single girl who agreed to be your wife.
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ahhhhh IQ, poor dude, ab mama ko bolo wohi koi chaand ka tukra dhoond layein, larki patana tumharay bas mein nahee hai bachay!
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naa chair malangaaN noon kuriay…sigh…
waisay you both *three *can’t forget that, will you ? :-p specially Aymenz, and just think if that become true what I predicted, ooh my…she is gonna kill me then…
poori baraat aik rickshaw main fit hogai… aur jahaiz cycle par…oww
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i can jus imagine that… idher baraat aa rahi hogi udher she’ll be strangling u by the neck and the phundana (funny word ) of ur White kullah will be flyin all over n when the Qabool hai part will come .. o course therez goin to be Qaumi Tarana instead o the three ‘qabool hai’ by the dulha ..
n Nah.. cant forget it.. we jus had too much fun man .. whats changed now? cafe? me ? or you ? or wat? … 
… khair..
Malang eh? happens …
Re: In search of an obedient wife
she don’t even need to stangle me with … all she need is to throw stones, those will be in her pockets, can psray matti ka tail, that will be in her mouth full, … Fauji jawaan ready for any phadda, idhar phadda shuroo udhar jalao, ghairao, pathrao shuroo…
yani jaisay hi baraat ayi… waisay hi kursiaan tootna shuroo aur unn kay danday banna shuroo…
main to Bamboo pakar kar Tamboo par charh jaoonga aur neechay hi nai utroonga, mujhay koi pitna thori hay Aymenz say…
Udhar Dolhay miaan bhi shuroo… jiss car main aingay usi ko waheen par aag laga di… kuch aur nai mila jalanay ko to apni sherwaani ko hi eendhan bana dia… uff aisa lag raha hay Jaisay Islamia Republican Laloo Ka Khait mai shadi horai hay…
aisai haalat main Qazi sahab bhi faraar… ab kon nikah paraiga ? kaheen agni ko shaskhii maan kay 8-10 phairay na lagwaanay parh jain… waisay wo shadian kafi easy hoteen hain… bass aag lagao, kuch chakkar lagao, phir angotha kato aur khoon laga do maang main…bass shadi hoagai…
na nikah ka chakkar, na chuwaaray lootnay ki fikar…
uff yaad aaya… mujhay to chuwaray bi lootnay hain, khoob loot kar wpais karnay hain jahan say khareeday thay :-p
and nai kuch nai howa sab theek hay :-p
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Dayem!! LOLLL i jsu cant stop laughin .. KasmE!! …
*sajday main giring… shuker he jus predicts aymans weddingz ..