Re: If you’re not a strawberry and keep getting asked if you’re from a strawberry pat
~15 years for me. 
How long has it been for you?
You know in restrospect I am glad I ate all those falsay from the fridge chori chori when I was a kid. Kya pata tha yeh din bhi aanay thay :hinna: (muun main pani aa gaya falson ka soch kar). Iremember the first year we moved away from Pak, we saw blueberries at the grocery store. We bought them khushi khushi thinking they were falsay. Ate them, and no! Theywere not! 
I hated blueberries from that point. However, I love them now. They’re not too bad. Those fake falsays <3