If you're Desi you'll enjoy this!

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if ur desi and u know it
clap ur hands

if ur desi and u know it
clap ur hands

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Today, my family went out to eat at a Thai restaurant downtown. We fed the parking meter $1.50 for 90 minutes. When we came back, there was still 7 minutes left on the meter. My dad made us walk around downtown for 7 minutes. MLID.

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This one made me laugh so much:

Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said “You mind if I touch you.” The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn’t get what he said wrong. MLID

Hahahaha this is so so so true:

My parents say I am not allowed to date until I’m married. MLID.

LOOOL!

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

%between%

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OMA !!! hahahahha :omg:](http://www.mylifeisdesi.com/view/Moms/Aunties/2534)](http://www.mylifeisdesi.com/view/Moms/Aunties/2534)
“Today, my mom decides to sew all my jeans that i bought ripped. MLID”](http://www.mylifeisdesi.com/view/Moms/Aunties/2534)

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Gosh, those are all fake desis....

i can totally relate to that coz there are a few desis we knw tht do this

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Today I was alone in the elevator at work and farted 3 times in a row. Then the elevator stopped on a floor and 5 of my co-workers came on. They all turned to me and said, “Hey Raj—you using a new cologne? Smells better than usual!” MLID
:omg:…huns huns k :hayaa:

Today, I was at Taco Bell when I see this Indian family at the side stand where the ketchup, straws, and other “sides” were. The mom of the family whispered, “jaaldi” and her son dumped most of the hot sause packets in her oversized purse. MLID

i c this too often at Mc donalds tht they now charge fr the ketchup :rotfl:

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My mom wears shalwar kameez everywhere to show her cultural backround but then she tops it off with a pair of sneakers to try to blend in and look hip. MLID

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Today, I went to an Indian party. An uncle was trying to take a picture and instead of telling the people to say “cheese” he told them to say “paneer.” MLID.

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hahahhahahah

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running outta teabags and all hell breakin lose :rotfl:

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:omg:

:omg:

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:rotfl: :omg:

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My sister has a mustach, im 15 and i still dont. MLID

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lolllllllllll

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oh man you are so awesome for posting these:rotfl:

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yehh i know

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Today, we had guests over for dinner. My mother looks at their son and turns around to tell me “beta, go take him to your room and play with him.” I am 20, and he was 25. MLID

:rotfl: :omg: this site is great!