IF you guyz promise not to laff..

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kettle hawaa saY O2 and H lay kar khud paani banaa laY gee…

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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:hehe: :rotfl:

ok, i didnt promise not to laff so.. :halo:

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Aisa q hota hay k aik dhoondo aur mil jaatay haoin hazaroon ? :s

anyways, these are 
**
Things to use:
**
  1. do adad bricks
  2. koila ya jalanay wali larki
  3. matches
  4. oil of soil

  5. aik daigh*cha* (or *chi *depends)

  6. pani ka aik tank

  7. aik bhains

  8. aik been bajanay wali

  9. meri sheernii zabaan

  10. balti

  11. pipe (straw)

** How to do:**

  • bricks ka cholha banao
  • larki ya koila ko beech main rakho
  • uss par tail dalo
  • jalti matches ko tail par lagao
  • jab jahannum ki hawa mehsoos ho to
  • phir daigh main pani daal kar rakh do uss par
  • jab paani ubalnay lagay to khoob sari baraf uss main daal do
  • phir coffee ka packet poora daal doo aur door hatt jao
  • phir qareeb aajao ...
  • bhains k paas jao aur been bajao uss k samnay
  • jaisay hi wo romantic hojai jhatt say uss ka doodh nikaal lo
  • bhaag kar daigh k pas aajao
  • phir doodh ko bhi daigh main daal do
  • meri zabaan ki sheerini uss main milao
  • phir jab badboo aanay lagay aur diagh moa'ttar hojai to
  • uss chez ko daigh main say nikaal kar aik balti main daal lo

  • phir aik pipe ki madad say gata gatt pi jao...

    coffee tayyar...

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…:whistling

u know they just might come with an intructions :nahnah:

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:hehe:

ow sorry..:rolleyes:

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:hehe:

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:rotfl:

Sorrryyyyyyyyy.

Dhakan kholo. Coffee nikalo. Cheeni aur coffee ko apus main mix karo, spoon kay sath. Doodh garam karo. Spoon hilatay howay coffee aur cheeni kay murakub main garam doodh daldo. Spoon ko thora aur shake karo, coffee teyar.

Fees $ 5000. :slight_smile:

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abay yeh coffee banwaa raha hay ya PaaieY pakwaa raha hay :rolleyes:

Baqi subb loog :bailan: tum loog subb faltoo hoo :snooty:

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Oh hush! Leave the uncle alone! :bash:
James uncle, you aren’t the only one who can’t make coffee in the coffee maker, heck I can’t make coffee at all :bummer:. However, I always did wonder how one would go on about making it. Tea be ban saqti hain un main, haina?:blush:

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Jb
I think you should settle with instant coffee instead.

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wohi tu :bummer:

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tum loog sub mill kay mujhay mamoo bana rahay hoo :grumpy:
Kissi koo coffee banaNi nahi ati
woo coffee ka Tin main kissi ko day dooN ga :frowning:

case closed - Thread should be locked now :snooty:

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Jb
whatever happened to bhabhi's good ol tea??

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did you paass your matriculation examination from somewhere ? :hoonh:
T E A urf Chaaiey and C O F F E E urf coffee are 2 different things :rolleyes:

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:smack:
I meant…
be happy with bhabhi’s chai and forget about coffee. :rolleyes:

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Bhaand sahaib…desi tariqa chaliy ga kiya ?

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yar pathan kay hotel pay KOELAY ki chaiey tu peee hay :halo:
but I have serious doubts about a KOELAY ki koffee :konfused:

or are you referring to the SHRRRUUuuuuP SHrrrruuuPPPPPP from the saucer :clown:

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^...hahahahahahahaahahah....

sometime i make coffe with milk duudd aur coffee...wahaa kiya combination hai..

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^^hain?
Sometimes you what???

Saray hi pagal hain.