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Wo kehtay hain na ke khali dimagh shaitaan ka ghar hotaa hai. My dimagh is their permanent residence. 
well said. We all know he is quite a player.
If GS was run by Altaf Bhai, then every complain thread in feedback would have the same answer; “iss ke peechay establishment kaa haath hai”’
If GS was run by UK, then GS ki har larki khawamakhaa sharmaii sharmaii ghoom rahi hoti
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you do mean IK, right?
and if IK = X2 then your analogy is correct…
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Either that or “parday mein rehne do, parda na uthao”.
If GS was run by Rehman Malik, it would be impermissible to post youtube videos on the forum.
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If this forum was run by Musharraf in President capacity post-COAS vacancy:
Sa1eem would be Sher Afgan Niazi (Pakistan Affairs Channel Manager). Whenever you speak ill of anything Musharraf does, he would show up with Master Copy of Constitution, and would quote shik number 12345 to justify everything. He would fail to see the irony of using Democratic constitution to defend Dictatorship. You would think the guy is a talking/typing machine because no question gets answered in less than 5000 words.
Mughal1 would be Ghamdi/Channel Manager of Religion. He would pose a lot of knowledge, and would bash mullahs for slowing down progress instead of implementing Quran’s core in accordance with wonders of nature, and how the public has been dumbed down.
Med911 would be Hussain Haqqani or like thereof (Administrator); he would gladly issue hundreds of multiple registrations to Xe Corp. (Raymonds) because Pakistani Army is fast asleep and not willing to do anything about terrorism. If you questioned him, he would tell you Pakistanis deserve it. If you questioned his loyalty, he would go to uslinks.com/talkshawk and never return.
Ehsan bhai would be COAS; he would look at you a certain way when you weren’t handling matters correctly. All it would take is a late night Private Message from GHQ to Musharraf and big news will sweep GS following day.
Anwer Pasha would be Rehman Malik or like thereof (Moderator of Cultural Affairs). His first words would be Ehsanullah Ehsan, and last words ending each sentence would be Taliban. He would serve as the go between Musharraf, GS Establishment, and disgruntled team members. He would serve as the matchmaker for soothing things when things get rough.
DollarCOM would be DollarCOM. He’s the one that users would view as being the “hidden hand”. Whenever GS would stop working, the users read public would say “Jo kuch karwa raha hai, DollarCOM hi karwa raha hai”.
…and I would be the guy all these fellows look for after this post because I have a loud mouth. :\ Can’t we all get along! 
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I would disagree with my characterization, but funny none the less… 
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I have already seen target killing of threads by moderators for not following sectors/channels rulings.We do witness thread being taken to sector office(a.k.a moderator forums).
Actualy TLK is altaf bhais online id and this is just Altaf bhais action plan to start a media compaign.
- tehter kay aiin kay tanazur main *this is not acceptable unless altaf bhai make me moderator of kashmir forum.
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^ so you are maulana, hmmmm
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This is such an awesome thread!!!
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If Altaf Bhai was on GS, he would get his minions to open up threads on his behalf while he would instruct them to do so from private blogs.
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Assoli taur per aap ki baat say inkar mumkin nahi.
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There will be highly popular sticky threads full of malicious anti Punjabi, Pathan, Wedera, Sindhi and Pak Army graffiti.
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Out of all the politicians … Altaf Bhai would use the audio gallery the most … for his songs …
"Mere punjab ke bahno … " 
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If GS was run by Zardari, then Bilawal Bhutto would be chairman of Cafe forum.
'Assalaam u alaikum,
Jiye Bhutto, jiye Benazir!
Ao game kheltay hain.
U ko patta hai kaun zinda hay?
Me ko patta hai kaun zinda hay!
Me u ko batata hai ke kaun zinda hai…’
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lols. but cafe is now a totally different place.. no me ko / u ko language
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Naya GS 