Reminds me of this dehaati man travelling with his wife waiting for a Bus on a rural route.
Bus stops for them, the dehaati bus conductor asks the man how many passengers?
dehaati Man says…main te meri “family”…
conductor says you please take a seat and hand me the famly…I can put it on the roof of the bus along with the rest of the luggauge…
No Offence Nikki…I could not pass this one without this joke!