YOU have never seen me?? Arrey, how’s that possible? Kal aap ke khawaab meiN maiN hi tau thi. Yeah yeah that fat lady hitting you with a pan, in pink and yellow skrit and orange top. That was me 
Kinni jaldi bhool jaate haiN log!
Meri eik bohat kharab adat hai her janay walay yaan janay wali cheez kay leye perishaan hona,
Ab 20kg tu “on hand” hai , aur 60kg,kidhar gaya,jaldi pata kerwaoo,werna kisi din aisay chuubhay ga,jaisay cushion mai sui (pin) khoo jati hai,
,when you least expect it,horrible thought 
Now, how do you feel madam ?,
baaqi baatain chorain, wen r we getting married?
oh and btw… i think that 20 kg that ur seeing is the whole cirle PLUS 20 kg
look cloesly next time u step on it. it goes around the full scale once and continues on, and finally stops at 20…
from 80 to 120, not as spectacular as losing 60 kilos in a week, but gaining 40 kilos isnt a bad effort at all :k: keep up the good work.
Congratsssss 
Lekin kuch samajh nahin aya theek seh. aap ka actual weight kya hai? 60 a 80kg?
Raindance, I think I’d look like an international class model, if I can get rig of five more KG’s, pray for moi. :o
Shukran Samael
Kaka, aap har doosri female to offer karte ho, dil paink insaan! I don’t like sharing 
My scale can only go up to 100, so there’s no way my weight can be more than that 
Gizzy, tak badaam khaya karo, how can I be 60 or 80, had ho gai! I'm super smart, aho!! 20 kgs bas, mera scale kehta hai.
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Woh to khair may kerta he houn,Per you be careful sitting on a cushion next time,
horrible thought,skin kay baal kharay ho gaye,
^MaiN phoonk marooN aankh meiN? :p
Rain jee, theek hai, but keep praying plz. Mujhe Vinnie jaise lagna hai :D
sgab guzari intaizaar mayn, payaam na aaya 
:D aa chuka hai, rootu insaan :p
aap khood ho jao 
. aur is tarha aik aur record ban jaye ga
^I'm gonna ban you, this is personal !! Mere balooN pe negative comment diya, aap ko Allah pooche ga.
baal nahin zulf kaho
Oho i, let me get to CP, phir dekhna!
ikhtayaraat ka ghalt istmaaal
ps: rotu kis ko kaha ? 
Amir, I’m a desi
Awara bande, mere inbox meiN sailab kis ne laya, ro ro ke? 
iv lost 36lbs and counting :-)