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Sirf paani sey wash karney hain. Baad mein tou marna hai, tou chahey saaf suthrey ho kar maro ya gandey ho kar, kia farq parta hai, khud hi log ghusal dey dengey :bailan: Pakistan mein Thursday ki raat ka 1 bajney mein abhi kitney ghantey baaqi hain?

NW Trust me, it’s not painful. It only takes a couple of seconds. It’s been triede before and it works! Now shabaash, go try it but tell someone in your family to post the results!

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Shikra..just wait till midnight!..thankyou.

D^M,chaddo ..yeh achay ideas hain?

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pani to kharch hoga na us ka bhi tax pay karte hain :hoonh:

8 ghantay baki hain waise kis ka wait ho raha hai :smiley:

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Wait kisi ka nahi ho raha. Ammi abbu ki flight inshallah raat 1 bajey pohanchey gee. Tou mein hisaab laga raha tha lekin uss waqt mein job par hoonga :bummer: Kher, baad mein kar loonga. Acha bhala so raha tha, subah subah 5 bajey chachi ka Pakistan sey phone aa gaya aur poochney lagin k bhai bhaabi abhi takk pohanchey kyon nahi? Meney kaha bahi time lagta hai, sabar karo. Uskey baad neend hi nahi aayi aur ab subah k 7 bajj rahey hain :grumpy:

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NW agar aap apna sunday boring honay say bachana chati hain to meray pass ik idea hay aap kay lyiay

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oh dats gr8 lolz aunty se kehte na air line inquiry call karo na :stuck_out_tongue: woh samjhi hongi shayed shalimar se a rahe hain :smiley:
acha howa uth gaye chal ab safai shuru karo ghar ki phir office bhi jana hoga jaldi jaldi anda do phir fry karo aur office bhago :stuck_out_tongue:

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Akeley rahney ki yahi moj hai na safaai karni parey gee aur na hi kaprey samaitney parengey aur na hi bed wagera theek karna parey gaa :hula:

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aur jab aunty uncle wapis ayenge to kut kis ko paregi ? :stuck_out_tongue:

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to kia yea sab kuch farishtay karien giay :bash:

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2 months baad safaayi kar loonga :yawn:

IS Mein gandgi hi nahi daalta :blush: Khaana khaaney k baad bartan wash kar deta hoon, apney kaprey hangers mein latka kar rakhta hoon, sirf bed ka blanket theek nahi karta :bummer: woh tou waisay bhi har raat kharab ho hi jaana hota hai :blush:

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2 month ke baad aik saath safai :eek: kya kya karoge aik din main :stuck_out_tongue:

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Tang nahi karo na yaar :bailan: Abhi sey hi tension na do :bash: Aaj abhi pahla din hai, enjoy karney do :frusty2:

Mein zara naashtey ka band-o-bast kar loon :grumpy:

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yar main tumhen aunty se mar khate yah daant sunte nahin dekh sakta na meri hansi nikal ayegi :stuck_out_tongue: isi liye sab pehle hi bata raha hon :smiley:

nashta kaise banao ge tumne anda to diya hi nahin ab tak :stuck_out_tongue:

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Mein cake khaaonga :frusty2: waisay murghi k diye huey andey bhi parey hain fridge mein :grumpy: :bash:

:wave:

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drink dettol

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MASHALLAH MASHALLAH
aap to barhay sobar bachay hein
app ke Wife aap say barhi khush raha karay ge :smiley:

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Mujh per mar jao....its the easiest and quickest way

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are u dead already? :rolleyes:
can i suggest a way? :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

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akele akele khaoge pait main dard hoga idher lao jaldi se mera hissa :stuck_out_tongue:

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pardesi kuri..oh wow..brilliant idea!

Mr. Wran Alak..main pehlay say kisi pay mar chuki hoon..shukria.

Mr. Black..i have postponed my death..app ki bari next time sahi..thankx.