Re: I love pigs. Ode to GS men.
Oh yeah.
I do not love Sharaabi, for he transgressed upon my cyber-niqaab. Chori chori woh meri tasweer dekhta tha, aur chori chori mein uske liye ba-duan dehti thi. Hai yeh zaalim pyar.
I love Midas for he is a memon. Memon boys are hot. Greasy hair, but hot. Unpar and jaahil, but hot.