Re: I am going to pakistan for eid…
Today I said something. I think my brother got suspicious. He asked, “Aap nay bataya tau nahi na?” I said, “Nahhii, kya bataa dun?” (Hoping that he was gonna say yes). He said, “NAHII 
Saara mazaa kharaab ho jaye ga.” Now I’ve been requesting everyone to pretend being ‘surprised’ on his arrival 