Re: Husband Rules
****Christopher Columbus did********not need directions and neither do we.
YUP…and he sure made it to India didn’t he? 
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not ********a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no ********idea what mauve is.
Men can’t apply concepts to multiple areas? Sad!
If it itches, it ******will ******be scratched.
We do that.
Scratch away!!! But do we need to see it? No! If it’s offensive…can it be kicked?
If you ask a question that you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer that you don’t want to hear.
You must have misunderstood the question then.
You have enough clothes.
You have more than enough money. Now buy more clothes.
You have too many shoes.
“The more to hit you with,”…said the big bad wolf.