**** Men are NOT mind readers.****
**Well, DUH, of course they’re not. You’d need a MIND to do that. 
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Learn to work the toilet seat.
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If you’ve learned to put it up…then learn to put it down.**
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down****.****
We ARE big girls. You’re ego is going UP…time to bring it down.
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Crying is blackmail.
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Only if it’s working. If it’s working…you’re pretty weak then. Or too gullible. ****
Ask for what you want.
Ask…tell…demand…tomato…tomaato. Neither guarantees delivery.
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Yikes, you poor souls. Not the brightest tools in the shed eh?
Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Saying “No” to all questions that reflect your strongest desires will work just fine then. 
Come to us with a problem******** if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
The problem is YOU…girlfriends to kya…the world will sympathize
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
Khush Fahmi…Khush Fahmi. Your minds don’t last that long. Make it 7 seconds
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Just say from the get-go…which way you meant your comment. Or learn to respond clearly.
- You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
Asking…won’t work. Telling…won’t work. Threatening****…PERFECT ********
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
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Even commercials of hot women? Or cars? Okay.
I am in shape.******Round ******IS a shape!
And lying flat is also a shape…when round becomes unhealthy and deadly.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
********But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
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You want a REAL CAMPING EXPERIENCE. Forget the couch. Sleep on the lawn.
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