Re: Human rights watch report on minorities in Pakistan
A very sarcastic read but unfortunate truth:
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PORTUGAL BECKONS
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Asiya Bibi committed blasphemy. She planned her outrage in a calculated and cold blooded manner. She wanted to drink from the same water tap as the pious and devoted Muslim women, thus polluting the source of water. This can only be cleansed and made fit for the consumption of the faithful, if she is executed in the prescribed manner; (the details of which are available in the Objectives Resolution). We cannot allow fellow travelers like Asiya Bibi to create discord in this land of milk and honey.
If she is allowed to have her way, who can prevent her kinsfolk to start teaching in our schools, treating patients in hospitals and even entering the armed forces and start dying for the country? O Lord give us virtue in this world and the next and save us from the chastisement of fire.
Taseer was also a notorious blasphemer. He went to the Kohsaar Market to drink the poisoned concoction of mocha, laced with Jewish imperialism and a dash of brandy. This was an egregious attack on the very basis of the Ummah. After careful consideration, Brother Qadri decided that this could not be allowed, as it breached the covenant we had made with God in 1947. The whole community of the faithful in South Asia had decided that we will eschew the blandishments of shaitan and mocha and adhere to the tenets of our faith and drink canabis only, (with the addition of almonds and buffalo milk).
Khawaja Sahib a stalwart with extensive experience in dispassionate jurisprudence and avid licking of political boots. As every one knows, Allah SWT sits on His heavenly throne and Brother Shahbaz sits on the throne of Lahore. Khawaja Sahib feels proud to serve both as a lowly minion. May Allah SWT give him reward as he shares a goblet of sardai with Brother Qadri.
The seeds of dawa and good cheer that Brother Qadri had sown have borne fruit. The Scottish spy, working under cover for the SNP, Mohammad Asghar was shot in the stomach by a ghazi trained and inspired by Brother Qadri, as was Pastor Bhatti. They still have time to repent and give up delusions of prophethood and Scottish independence, both of which are calculated to undermine the Ummah and the Commonwealth and destroy the holy order of canabis, God forbid.
Therefore, Dear Readers, Brother Shaukat Siddiqi has only one option. He must adjourn the hearings till one day before his retirement, put a deposit in escrow for a house in Portugal, (excellent visa purchase scheme). Go straight to the air port from the court house and live happily ever after.
The options for Asiya Bibi are more limited. However, she has complete freedom to choose between death by hanging or by firing squad. He final wish to drink a glass of water may be granted on compassionate grounds but the glass must be washed afterwards whilst reading the kalima, so that it remains usable for the faithful.
Brother Siddiqi must fly before Brother Qadri can swing.