Hum Bhee Bohat Kuch...hotay(hi..)

DEAR FRIENDS,
ASSALAMOALEIKUM…,

I AM SORRY FOR THE DISTURBANCE,I AM A NEWCOMER AND I NEED HELP…I WROTE ONCE BEFORE TOO BUT DIDNT GET A REPLY,WOULD U PLZ HELP ME AS I WANT A FUNNY SPEECH ON AN URDU TOPIC..“HUM BHEE BOHAT KUCH HOTAY JO KISMAT SAATH DAITEE”…I NEED HELP,TODAY AND RIGHT NOW,PLZ H ELP ME..I’L BE GRATEFUL..
THANKING IN ANTICIPATIION…

O yaaar, u want someone to do an entire speech for you?

who is the audience
what is the occassion
when do you really need it
how long should it be
what have you written so far.

if ya provide all that, some of the writers here can probably help u out.