how to turn non-clingy wife into clingy wife

_Passionate · February 16, 2012, 2:31am

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hahahahaha

Keyboard_Stoker · February 16, 2012, 2:34am

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Okay next time she gives you a peck on the lips, grab her in a full mouth to mouth kiss and lift her up for a good 10 seconds.

At night, when she goes to sleep, wrap arms around her. If she tries to wiggle away, squish yourself to her more.

Ghost14 · February 16, 2012, 3:39am

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Perform like a champ in the bedroom

Krypton · February 16, 2012, 4:15am

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Roflllll

Reha · February 16, 2012, 4:21am

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Have you tried dressing up for her? Making her favorite food?

redvelvet · February 16, 2012, 4:23am

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^And complimenting her? Buying her some presents? Taking a romantic vacation with her? Slathering yourself with Elmer's glue?

Reha · February 16, 2012, 4:26am

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Ya...agreed.

Listen, she works all day and comes home. Do you think she wants to be greeted with complaints? No.

Make her favorite food. Put some nice clothes on. Do your hair. These things matter...why would she cling to you if you don't try to make yourself cling-able?

diwana · February 16, 2012, 4:28am

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Just tell her some good looking woman is showing interest to you at work.

You have to make her believe that somehow. ;)

Reha · February 16, 2012, 4:33am

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^ Unless he looks like John Abraham...that doesn't really bother too many women

desitroll · February 16, 2012, 4:37am

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Keyboard Stoker: I will try your technique of cuddling.
Redvelvet: You sound wise guy. I will buy a gift for her.
Reha: what?
Diwana: No, It will upset her. It may also close the door of possible clinginess.

Thank you. Now, I need gift suggestions.

kakee · February 16, 2012, 4:39am

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buying love with material things..

Reha · February 16, 2012, 4:41am

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Try to look nice for her. Start going to the gym.

desitroll · February 16, 2012, 4:46am

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Reha: Ok.

DaffyDuck · February 16, 2012, 4:53am

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@desitroll - Finally! Some one who admits on being a troll. Bravo! :k:

redvelvet · February 16, 2012, 5:07am

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where’s the fun in that?

NomiCA · February 16, 2012, 5:12am

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and the complaining starts in guise of fun

Qaidabad · February 16, 2012, 12:28pm

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chacha_Ghalib · February 16, 2012, 5:59pm

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^ that's $0.02

Decent_6Chora · February 16, 2012, 6:02pm

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U dont take bath with WD-40, do you?

5amra · February 16, 2012, 7:52pm

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Use fevicol :D