how to turn non-clingy wife into clingy wife

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Re: how to turn non-clingy wife into clingy wife

hahahahaha

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Re: how to turn non-clingy wife into clingy wife

Okay next time she gives you a peck on the lips, grab her in a full mouth to mouth kiss and lift her up for a good 10 seconds.

At night, when she goes to sleep, wrap arms around her. If she tries to wiggle away, squish yourself to her more.

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Perform like a champ in the bedroom

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Roflllll

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Have you tried dressing up for her? Making her favorite food?

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^And complimenting her? Buying her some presents? Taking a romantic vacation with her? Slathering yourself with Elmer’s glue?

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Ya…agreed.

Listen, she works all day and comes home. Do you think she wants to be greeted with complaints? No.

Make her favorite food. Put some nice clothes on. Do your hair. These things matter…why would she cling to you if you don’t try to make yourself cling-able?

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Just tell her some good looking woman is showing interest to you at work.

You have to make her believe that somehow. :wink:

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^ Unless he looks like John Abraham…that doesn’t really bother too many women

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Keyboard Stoker: I will try your technique of cuddling.
Redvelvet: You sound wise guy. I will buy a gift for her.
Reha: what?
Diwana: No, It will upset her. It may also close the door of possible clinginess.

Thank you. Now, I need gift suggestions.

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buying love with material things..

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Try to look nice for her. Start going to the gym.

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Reha: Ok.

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@desitroll - Finally! Some one who admits on being a troll. Bravo! :k:

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Re: how to turn non-clingy wife into clingy wife

where’s the fun in that?

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and the complaining starts in guise of fun :rotfl:

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^ that’s $0.02

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U dont take bath with WD-40, do you?

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Use fevicol :smiley: