Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
haha love these!!
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
hahahhaa the last point as to how to loose a rishtaa is absolutely hilarious. LOL
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:D
Desi Aunty Song.... lol
DESI AUNTIES!!!
I am aunty, hear me roar. I use coupon at the store I eat chawal, with bare hand Amree-kan food, I can't stand
I wear sari, I look great Disregard my big fat pait. Though I'm short and though I'm stout I whip hubby, there's no doubt
Beta you are so kharab Why can't you just get a job? You want thuper, I can tell Joota in the butt as well
Eat your sabzi, not your cake Speak in urdu for God's sake! Quit your art fart, do premed I vant lexus 'fore I'm dead
Beti Beti if you date I will break you, just you wait Learn to clean and learn to cook Don't waste time on college book
Put on sunblock right away Else no ristha you will sway Its past eight, if you step out I shall start to scream and shout
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
hahaha....this is gold!
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
once Some one invited me to lunch for same stuff.
They kept insisting that I should go. So I went "that girl" open the door for me.
After lunch me her mom/dad were talking and watching tv.
I said "ptv has become so liberal" her mom became very attentive she goes"Its ok if things change with time a little, like the way girls dress etc"
And she looked at me very keenly . I looked away and said "NO"
Never heard from them again. lol I am so mean.
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
^That's not mean.. thats just you being yourself. If you dont like girls wearing itty bitty clothes, then thats just you... the key is to just be yourself... stay true to your values... hopefully you'll find someone at the same level as you. :)
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
once Some one invited me to lunch for same stuff. They kept insisting that I should go. So I went "that girl" open the door for me. After lunch me her mom/dad were talking and watching tv. I said "ptv has become so liberal" her mom became very attentive she goes"Its ok if things change with time a little, like the way girls dress etc" And she looked at me very keenly . I looked away and said "NO" Never heard from them again. lol I am so mean.
:D
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
lol
I am 6 feet about 215lbs very strong muscular person. A fine athlete.
She was like 5 feet 80-90 lbs.
I mean if any thing I should be getting 2 of those in one marriage.
Now that is mean. lol
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
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- For guys, they should shake their legs like they're craving another hit of heroin. It's very annoying to desi parents.
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hahah :D
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
its easy for you phatima, tell them some hand made jokes.
hahahaha
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
hand made LOLOL you fob 
it’s HOME MADE. pagal hahahahhahaha 
and no i think i should keep the jokes to myself otherwise they’ll find me to be charming cute and funny just like everyone else on GS does when they read my jokes.
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
hahaha
They will love your jokes If you were mod in boys house.
aaaahahahaha
Re: How to lose a Rishta in 10 ways
ha ha ha very funny.
i get the same reaction from ppl now as i did when i was a mod… PURE LAUGHTER!! 
wahahahah