How to get smart?

[Mirch]

@Mrs_weasel

5 badaam+ 5 kishmish+ cup rose water. leave it out over night under the night sky to collect morning dew. on empty stomach while standing on left leg and facing south drink in 1 gulp. burp three times. for lunch 1 spoon ’ khameera marvareed’ and for dinner 2 spoon ’ khameera gaozuban’. do this for a month insha allah you will be a smart talkitive fellow in no time flat. i’ll send you my bill soon

Send the bill now , once she becomes smart she will not pay it.