How many you men

[AliaAsim]

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@Shak09

are brave enough to admit to your wives that:

a) Her cooking is crap
b) When she asks you ‘oooo how do I look’ you say she looks bad

Personally I’d rather she not know cooking, that way I wouldn’t have to lie to her about her bad food, that way no lying, no risk of being found out acting te saara rolla khatam :roman:

I’m thinking: You really don’t value your wife do you?

[hareem01]

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well he does tell me if something's not right about the food or my clothing etc....sometimes i get upset but i do try to make everything perfect, he knows i'm a perfectionist and i'd carry own making it right until it becomes right.

[Khumar]

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I'm thinking: You really don't value your wife do you?

As shak's friend, let me reassure you, that he values his wife so much, that as soon as she says something, he replies with "Yes dear" and buys her a diamond ring

[Shak]

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@NaMaan

Use it for something other than talking and you’ll be surprised

All in good time i’H

@Mirch

You are all set for sex withholding for your whole life son.

You should be giving me a depressed smiley at that depressing thought!

@Monk

^or

when she ask
she: How was the food ??
You: you look amazing.

she: how do I look in this dress.
You: oh pulawao was yummy

@AliaAsim

I’m thinking: You really don’t value your wife do you?

I value 3 of them mashallah

@Khumar

As shak’s friend, let me reassure you, that he values his wife so much, that as soon as she says something, he replies with “Yes dear” and buys her a diamond ring

And I just realized you…YOU…cheeky..‘joru ka gulaam’. NO way man

[Naabigh]

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well instead of complaining i might end up cooking something for myself !

what's point in giving out / telling what went wrong , you know ! I dont think some body would ruin your food purposely ... and if they do someday in anger you know - we got takeaways !

I used to be very fussy about food but i aint any more !

[Mirch]

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You should be giving me a depressed smiley at that depressing thought! :(

Insaan gur nay day , gur jaisee smilee toh day day.

I value 3 of them mashallah

What happened to 4th one mashalla say ?

[Shak]

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Noone knows about the fourth one. You.get.what.I.mean?

[Mirch]

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@Naabigh

you know ! I dont think some body would ruin your food purposely … and if they do someday in anger you know - we got takeaways !
!

Some of them do not know cooking at all and they can ruin anything they make.

@Naabigh

I used to be very fussy about food but i aint any more !

Good to know that she has tamed you.

You are all set for life now.

[Mirch]

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@Shak09

Noone knows about the fourth one. You.get.what.I.mean?

OK I understand now.

[hareem01]

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dude some time, she does become most attractive woman on the planet. What ever men bull****, think about this, if every one thought of their wives to be ugly would the marriages last???

After a certain changes we(other men) don't want to look at a woman, to us she is not do-able.. did you notice she still give birth ?? that translate her husband finds her attractive.

!!!!!

What? What was that all about?

[Sara516]

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^ the sad thing is I actually understood that....

[Mirch]

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What? What was that all about?

I am writing a dictionary specifically for Monks posts .

What he is trying to say is:
at one point of time every wife becomes a child producing machine and men do not care how she looks and use her for that purpose only.
Now go and bash him all you want. :D

[Sehrysh]

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@Mirch

I am writing a dictionary specifically for Monks posts .

Allah aap ko is naik kaam ka ajar dayga, i’A. Hum aam logoN kai liyay Monk hamaray samajh kai bahar haiN - woh kuch ziada hi pohunchay huway hain - so thank you! :halo:

[AliaAsim]

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As shak's friend, let me reassure you, that he values his wife so much, that as soon as she says something, he replies with "Yes dear" and buys her a diamond ring

And then he ridicules her on a public forum!!!
I doubt it's a diamond ring she needs...'respect' is what comes to mind.
It's funny how we can be at our best with people who don't matter and yet trash the ones who need to be cherished.

[Sehrysh]

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And then he ridicules her on a public forum!!! I doubt it's a diamond ring she needs...'respect' is what comes to mind. It's funny how we can be at our best with people who don't matter and yet trash the ones who need to be cherished.

Just to let you in on a little secret, Shak ki begum fil-waqt, sirf uskay khayaaloN mai rehti hai. To jis ka haqeeqi wajood Shak kai zindagi mai na ho, to un kai wajhay sai aap ko kyun ghussa aaraha hai?

[Mirch]

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@AliaAsim

And then he ridicules her on a public forum!!!
I doubt it’s a diamond ring she needs…‘respect’ is what comes to mind.
It’s funny how we can be at our best with people who don’t matter and yet trash the ones who need to be cherished.

Calm down AA. :mirch:
She and he are both kidding. You need to take a chill pill or a :mirch:

[Sehrysh]

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^ Well-used smilie Mirch bhai :)

[Mirch]

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^ Well-used smilie Mirch bhai :)

I know this smilie was the most needed but was missing. No ? :D

[Khumar]

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And then he ridicules her on a public forum!!! I doubt it's a diamond ring she needs...'respect' is what comes to mind. It's funny how we can be at our best with people who don't matter and yet trash the ones who need to be cherished.

Dekhain behan, yeh Pakistani mard ki fitrat hai. Andar hi andar say un kay liye Rishi Kapoor ki tarhan ganay gana, aur bahri tor pay biwi ka mazaq urana. Itna ghussa na karain.

[Naabigh]

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@Mirch

Good to know that she has tamed you.

You are all set for life now.

Well she hasn’t really but I know the pain you know ! Lived my life long enough on me own - gone through the pain and sorrows of culinary art ( Although I enjoy cooking , was about to make it a profession few years ago ) .

So it kinda hard for some one working full time and than cooking in evening - and on top if some one starts picking on for your efforts - I know how one would feel …

So i m little softie when it comes to food and ridiculing people for the efforts they put in making something …