How do you welcome your husband

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Re: How do you welcome your husband

@redvelvet

I arrange for a congregation of people to throw rose petals on him as soon as he approaches the walkway leading to our home. Then garlands of jasmine are placed around his neck, and a tray of burning incense is waved in his face in circular motions to utaaro his aarti. I think that’s more than sufficient; he hasn’t complained yet.

@redvelvet

That’s like so over-the-top. I’m all about expressing my appreciation in subtle ways.

@third_string

There gotta be fireworks and $hit, i gotta feel like a celebrity. It’d be cool if she also used a fog machine for my entrance. Anything short of that is unacceptable.

@pktun

**Hahaha good one

Ye song bhi chaley tou kia baat ho…
‘Baharo phool barsao, mera husband ghar aya hai’

Aur subah jane se pehle ye song…
‘Abhi na jao chorr kr, k bijli ka bill abhi bhara nae’
**

@NavAhmed

lol, all that for a kyali pilao! well I knew you were more of a bailan and chimtaa type one

@NavAhmed

nobody talks what happens next? garma garmi, tu tu mein mein, gilay shikqway, itni dair se kyon aye? meri tareef bhi nahi ki? aur…yeh lipstick ka nisaan apki shirt pe kesay aya?

look closely its just a paan ki pichkari!

What a realist approach

@Melodrama

Btw why all the questions are always about greeting men and NOT greeting wives? Like men are returning from some war and women were watching GOT all day. Question should be ‘How will you greet your wife when you come back from work’

Aap wife k liye thread khol lain