how do you know you are getting old?

Re: how do you know you are getting old?

nj mastti..........thats easy:
its when u:

a) gain more white hair
b) cant read the number plate right in front of when ur driving
c) when ur joints creak when u read salah
d) when u suffer from short term memory loss for longer periods of time ( usually for a couple of months)
e) when u dont enjoy younger adults ie: bachhe screaming and always daant them even when thyre quiet
f) when no one asks u to party with them and instaed sit with all the hand bags and coats
g) when u look in the mirror and see , saggy muscles, dangly skin, many many deep lines, and then u scream AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)