The following are* actual statements** found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible: *
Coming home, I drove into wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.**
I collided with a stationary car going the other way.
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A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.
**A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. ****
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. **
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
**In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. **
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
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I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian**.
**My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. ****
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
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I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
**I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the curb when I struck him. **
**The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end. I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch by some stray cows. ****
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.**
