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serr peetne se serr zakhmi ho sakta 
joke suno
Aik admi doc k paas aya
uska serr phata hua tha aur khoon beh raa tha
Doc : ye kese hua ?
Admi : kuch ni yaara, hm hath se keel dewar mein thok raa tha, paas se aik bnda guzra us ne kaha, bhai kbhi khopri bhi istemal kr lia kro !
