Re: here are some 50 jokes that i would love to share with you all
explosively funny: joe and dave are hunting when dave keels over. frantic, joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, my friend just dropped dead. what should i do. a soothing voice at the other end says dont worry i can help. first lets make sure he's really dead. after a brief silence the operator hears a shot. then joe comes back to the phone. okay he says nervously to the operator what do i do next. after a long career of being blasted into a net the human cannonball was tired he told the circus owner he was going to retire. but you cant protested the boss. where am i going to find another man onf your caliber.
how do you turn duck into a soul singer? put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.
playing with our words: my wife was in labor with our first child. things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, shouldnt couldnt wouldnt didnt can't. doctor whats wrong with my wife nothing she's just having contractions.
a. old accountants never die they just lose their balance.
b. old musicians never die they just get played out
c. old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal.
d. old daredevils never die they just get discouraged
e. walt disney didnt die . he's in suspended animation