Hello

[COCO]

Re: Hello

@queer

do it like desis do it, fly a kite into her room. to seal the deal, attach a gift card to a shoe store to kite, along with your phone number.

awww..queer boy, you are full of ideas!

[yurut]

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writing a love letter wid blood is a very good idea . at least u wont have khoon kholta howa when she hits u with her everyday - brand- new jootay

dun try murghi ka khoon -- try some different coloured blood . waht bout a peacock, its a colourful bird , it musta have multi coloured blood. waht bout crocodile ka khoon , maybe its green just like the green card . it ll give u bonus when she gets to know dat u caught n killed a crocidile for her

also u can write it with the cockroaches blood which roam freely in her bathroom. this will really make her realize how much u luv her n waht u can do for her

gud luck , dont forget to take the boquet of dandelions or catus n keep us updated bout the progress :)

[Confucius]

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This might be a troll ( Coming to get kicks ) but I actually know someone who writes like that..

I once had an email from a guy starting with
Hello Sweaty ..
How are you? Tell me your life CV:attia: