I have secretly been keeping the troublemakers away from the people of Gupshup and always wanted to continue doing it anonymously but some ladies learned about my identity (through unmentionable means) and are wishing that I reveal my identity in public. In their opinion I am doing a noble deed and I deserve to be praised for this. They don’t understand that revealing my identity would mean attracting enemies, but their wish is my command.
Hello the people of Gupshup. This is Shikra, your savior.