hello Im Lazy_daisy...im new here

Re: hello Im Lazy_daisy...im new here

ew go away.

:P

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:eek: why? she is so sweeet:blush:

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lasy aunty
welcome. Plz give a thorough introduction.
Is uncle your real husband?
How many kids do u have?
What are their ages?
What is your's and uncle's age?

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also, y u get drunk with uncle eveyr single night???

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Welcome Lazy_daisy :)
Enjoy cafe :p

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:halo: i am

:smiley:

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you can hold my hands… :-p

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Dada Abba, do u need help?? :halo:

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^--
evil master minded,
is it a qustion or an offer ? :-p...

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i respect u , so ill offer! :halo:

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oh thats so nice of a nicest person :slight_smile: my pleasures maym, so tell me plz how you would like to help me ? …

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U r my Dada Abba, and u are trying to hold Lazy Auntie…i assumed u might need a hand in it :smiley:

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^-- but u still did not tell me how you wanna help us :-(
ok...why not you hold my left hand and lazy's right hand ? ;-)

( is it gonna be circle or triangle then ? :S )

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Meet Me… Meet me.. Meet me… :crying:

Welcome to the Wonder land… Wish You good SaatwaaN Janam :flower1:

If Wish U will have Steady Flight… :rolleyes:

Re: hello Im Lazy_daisy...im new here

Hello Scorpian, was that hello for Auntie Daisy who is new here or was it for your OLd friends

Scorpio... I bet you dont even care to say helloo to mee

Re: hello Im Lazy_daisy…im new here

auntie jeee aap PK mai hoti haiN kia?? agar haaN tou yea laiN :flower1:

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HELLOW :s

(my eras :-(

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ok, Dada Abba ill hold ur left hand and plz dont squeeze it too much :bummer:

we will be in triangle b/c lazy aunty is motti!

:devil:

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**welcome. Plz give a thorough introduction… **


Is uncle your real husband?


** Yes, he is as real as they get**


My parents were having real problems with me… nobody wanted me I was 4 foot tall and 400 kilos…they tried to sell me on ebay to no avail and they decided to throw in a car. a fride and a kilo of green apples but still nothing, until Unkcle came along


he was the most sweetest man


a unwashed, little confused and very much blind but hey…my parents said they’d pay for his operations…mental and sight


**SO we got married at the local registery office an hour before Unkcles operation where they peeled old cheese from his eye balls so he could see again and then the sawed open his head (thats why he wears a hat now)and took out the nest of cockroaches that were living there…a lil mummy and daddy and 675 baby ones **


we keep them in a fish tank in the kitchen now .. tehy come in handy when we have no pepper…you need to crunch them down first



**anyway, after the operations …he could see and think straight…he was ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED AT WHAT HE FOUND **


and then the poor darling started to raid MY drinks cupboard…sorry didnt I tell you that I like a tipple occasionaly?


anyway…he went from glasses to whole bottle…he’s great ..he can almost …not quite. catch up with me!


so as you can see we are a happy drunken couple…most of teh time

How many kids do u have?

none..unless unkcle has…


unkcle…do you have any?
What are their ages?

dunno
What is your’s and uncle’s age?

unkcle is 43 and im 52…but i look young for my age


Sajal Sweetheart , hope that answers your queries


Re: hello Im Lazy_daisy...im new here

what about my question Aunty jee?