Hello Cafe

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · July 5, 2007, 3:34pm

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^ kabhi kabhi sadma ja haad say zyada hootahai tau banday ka pata nahen chalta roo raha hay ya hans raha hai
baki tusi app siyany hoo

Khumar · July 5, 2007, 3:37pm

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tauba! what kind of dad are you? you're supposed to be helping them find jobs and such.

phatima · July 5, 2007, 3:40pm

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Lotima1 reporting for duty!

mizzrani · July 5, 2007, 3:41pm

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hahhaah yup aur bathroom cleaners shayed market pay khatam ho jaate lota jee

Captain_Lota · July 5, 2007, 4:00pm

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Yaani ka un-ko meray aanay se sadma pohncha?

I tried. But they were too luchay lafangay like their mother. So i left them alone so they can learn life’s lessons on their own.

Lotima1! We missed yoU!

Aur clogged WC ki problem barh jaati aur plumber ki demand barh jaati.

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

fghd · July 5, 2007, 4:02pm

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kya kaha
mind it

K337 · July 5, 2007, 4:03pm

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phatima · July 5, 2007, 4:04pm

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Who is this "we"?

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · July 5, 2007, 4:09pm

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nai nai
pani nahen aa raha hoo ga
lota hay koi TP tau nai na

Captain_Lota · July 5, 2007, 4:11pm

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Hmm. Aap Mrs Lota ki khala lagti hain?

You know, rajput style english. In urdu they say Hum. In english its We.

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

Diva · July 5, 2007, 4:11pm

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Lol @your lota thingy.

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · July 5, 2007, 4:13pm

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^ Diva as punjbai diva
eg: o divya vaikh kay chall

cheetah · July 5, 2007, 4:18pm

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Hi Captain, ofcourse I remember you. Greatest (former) Flooder ever
Do you remember me?

danial · July 5, 2007, 4:32pm

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najaiz lota, wonder what happened to him.

phatima · July 5, 2007, 4:32pm

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cheater I haven’t seen you in the Cafe for a while where ya been pal?!

Let_Uz_Chat · July 5, 2007, 4:32pm

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He only remembers the ladies yo.

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · July 5, 2007, 4:35pm

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kissi edhi centre kay panghuray main labBo najaiz lotay koo

phatima · July 5, 2007, 4:38pm

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Last time anyone saw Najaiz Lota is when Shikra used the bathroom. And that was the end of him. A true martyr for the sake of us paak Muslims.

The_Voice · July 5, 2007, 4:52pm

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i will never look at lotas the same way again

Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka · July 5, 2007, 4:55pm

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^ tum ko urdu nahen ati lota use karna kahan say ata hoo ga