Heaven & Hell Forum

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Majority of the girls in this thread wanna go to heaven and guys wanna go to hell so let’s keep these 2 forums ba-parda and let the girls go to heaven and guys to hell :devil:

PS: Astagfirullah

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Hey mindless, think about that for a min......

If all the girls are in heaven, then why go elsewhere?????? hmmmmm?

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first, i'd like to experience a bit of both the places. then stay where i like it more.

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This reminds me of a joke

A man goes to hell and the devil greets him. He takes him to a hallway which has three different doors and tell the man he'll have to choose one room to spend the rest of eternity in.

So he takes him to the first door and he opens it and sees everyone standing on their heads on wooden floors. The man thought that would be pretty terrible to spend the rest of eternity on his head on such a hard floor and asked the devil to show him the second door.

Everyone in the second room was standing on their heads on concrete. The man thought that was even worse to spend the rest of eternity on his head on an even harder floor.

Finally the devil takes him to the third door and in that room everyone is up to their knees in dog sh!t and drinking coffee. The man thought that was pretty bad, but at least they could drink coffee so he told the devil he chose the third room to spend the rest of eternity in. So the man, up to his knees in dog sh!t, drank coffee for a few minutes. Then the devil came back into the room and said "Coffee break is over. Back on your heads."

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I think most of you will be in purgatory.

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Hey Cat, that's a totally different place you know, sort of the waiting room while your fate is decided. Wonder what happens there?

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Yeah I know, all the disturbed souls are in purgatory. It's such a scary thought. But I reckon most people in purgatory are waiting to be pardoned and eventually go to heaven.

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If the receptionist is cute, I might wana just stay in purgatory, but then again, I would rather have 72 of them. decisions, decisions. I guess one cannot get away from not having to decide.

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