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*music in background..very depressing..very desi"
My SeCrEt runs to Khumar, holds her hand and says “you can’t leave..it’ll hurt too much.” Khumar with eyes full of tears..says “I was only going to get some popcorn.”
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LOL now that would be something to listen to 
would i need to contact some moroccon mullahs to properly appreciate it? :halo:
music continues to play…takes on the dramatic pose ainda dil say is tarhan na khailna. pehlay hi buhat nay aisa khaila hai.
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no need to go to contact anyone in morocco, look closer, its all available in toronto, and muft cressy is there too, he wil hook you up with some fine hash and you can both tune in to fatwacore together, infact im sure he may do an impromptu himself 
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haha 
shhhhhhhh :whistling
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Indian Drama Shock Music plays..something like da dum da dum da da
nooo..merii k kkk kkkhummarrrr..that cant be!..I thought i was the only one…but there have been OTHERS. You have broken mera dil with such words..i’m afraid i’ll never love again. I thought i was your knight in shining armor..
..i guess i was wrong..
..such dhoka..such bewafaye..hayee…
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camera zooms in and out
MS…tum…tum nay yeh kaisa ilzaam mujh par laga diya hai? tum…tum to wohi thi jis kay baray main mainay khawab dekhay thay 
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yai ilzaam nahi..yai sach hai..you’ve said it yourself…batao jaan..mujh mai kya kaami thi..for which you had to go…and betray my trust..haye..i should have gone and married priya when she told me the sachai about u:teary1:
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priya? tum priya ki baat mano gi! woh woh...us nay hi to meray aur amit kay darmiyan deewar khari ki thi. aur ab woh hamaray beech deewar bana chahti hai.
suno MS...tum....tum us ki baat ka yaqeen mat karo. woh tum behka rahi hai dramatic pose
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AMIT?..woh mera best friend hai…haye..khumar..of all the people in the world..you choose to have an affair with mere jigar ka tukra..how COULD U??? haye ram haye khrishna music plays in background..
amit enters and close ups begin
khumaar faints..and ms slaps amit..
Talking to Amit
Haye Amit mujhe tumse yai umeed nahi thi…tumne ram aur sita ki jori ko separate karne ki joorat kaisai ki…
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still fainted…MS picks me up in her arms and carries to the bedroom
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carrying khumar..but realizes she’s not strong enough
- goes and calls bunty(the driver) to come and carry khumar*
now i’m gonna go and throw you into ganga ka pani…that’ll teach you a lesson missy..ha ha ha…dont mess with thakurs:snooty:
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to kya is ka matlab hai jab main ganga maan main jaa kar pavitar ho jaoon to kya aap phir meray saath vivah karain gay?
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agar vivah means shaadi..tu haan kyon nahi ji. But i’m afraid you’ll have to forget your past 
..no more amits..or rahuls..or abhi’s
you also have to wake me up every morning with your bird like singing..and make breakfast..tinky and chanto will call u choti ma:blush:..is that okay with u?
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nahin nahin sirtaj, kaun rahul aur amit waghaira. ab bas aap hi aap hongi
yeh tinky and chanto kya aap ki billiyan hain?
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ji nahi khumar begum…yai merai bakhray hain..so when shall the shaadi take place? i need to order the sherwani in advance
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Hai La
Aap kal hi din rakh lain. Bakray to ghar main…khanay ki koi problem nahin ho gi
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you’ve shown your true colors..you’re a real sautayli ma..i like:blush:
muahahah..now we can work together to get rid of my older brother..and get hold of the property..muahahha
shall we hold the mehndi tomorrow?
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bas aap dekhti jain aagay kya hota hai 
jee main abhi apni sahailiyon aur darzi ko phone karti hoon. aap ko kaun sa tail pasand hai?
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hehehe haye janeeman!!!:jano:..make sure they give us a good discount....tail..uh..jo aapko pasand hai will do..dont go beyond the budget…as nani wont be happy....aur honeymoon par bhi jana hai
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hai honeymoon? :jano: muun main dupatta rakh har hansing