Guppy Jokes [merged]

[Light_Bearer]

Re: :: k337 ::

@K337

i did so

mujhe yaad kyun nahi:konfused:

Kyon kay sar pay chot lagi thi, wear helmet next time.

[K337]

Re: :: k337 ::

@Light_Bearer

Kyon kay sar pay chot lagi thi, wear helmet next time.

par meri akal to ghutnoon main hai

[Prince_Ali]

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Teacher: Sweet poison, how can you prove the earth is round?
Sweet poison: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

[inzi_rocks]

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@Prince_Ali

**Teacher: Inzo, you know you can’t sleep in my class. **
Inzo: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

Btw, I can sleep in noise

[Prince_Ali]

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@inzi_rocks

Btw, I can sleep in noise

how would your teacher know

[aminas]

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[Krypton]

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rotfl

[Prince_Ali]

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Lifeless speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, pls help, emergency!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" Lifeless shouts. "This is her husband!"

[Krypton]

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^but but but imma grll

mummmmmmy

[Shikra]

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Lifeless aur uski biwi :love:

[Krypton]

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lifeless aur uska husbaAand:love: :Pretty:

biwi to Ellen Degeneres (sp?)ki ho saktey hai:bummer:

[Shikra]

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Ya phir jooton ki

[Krypton]

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ROFL

juthey:( irsuu :(.. thanks uncle:naraz:

[inzi_rocks]

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@Prince_Ali

**Lifeless speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, pls help, emergency!” **
**“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. **
“No, you idiot!” Lifeless shouts. “This is her husband!”

Thats hilarious

[Krypton]

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@inzi_rocks

Thats hilarious

ok inzimama

[sweetpoison]

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@Prince_Ali

**Teacher: Sweet poison, how can you prove the earth is round? **
Sweet poison: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

World is Not round …If it was then we would all fall in space …Therefore world is Flat! :fixeshernerdglasses:

[Umer]

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Nice idea.

[Prince_Ali]

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@sweetpoison

World is Not round …If it was then we would all fall in space …Therefore world is Flat! :fixeshernerdglasses:

errr i did’nt get u

[Prince_Ali]

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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said Khumar to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..."
"Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous Khumar. "When will he be out again ?"