Guppies and Bollywood movies

[Niksik]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@TLK

OK Niksik, Jhanjariya and Precious .. you three are hired …

hahaha .. .that is what I call complete take over … Khumar kaa takhtaa ulat diyaa hum naiN

Thanks TLK sahab.

The English word describing what you just did to Khumar is “usurp.”

[Niksik]

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@Koyal

yahaN konci movie bun rehi hia g

The only way you get a role is if you talk to the producer/director (TLK) with the utmost of respect…urdu main kehtay hain “makhan lagao.”

[Koyal]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

i can get rol without makhan hai na TLK g

[Kaka_MaNNa]

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nik, ap apna role in ko de do aur khud in ki agent bun jao

[Niksik]

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@Jaan Leva

nik, ap apna role in ko de do aur khud in ki agent bun jao

No one takes my role.
I am the main heroine.
TLK promised!

[TLK]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

Koyal .. so far you are heorine number 4

while Jaan Leva is simply heroine-chee :D

[Kaka_MaNNa]

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@Niksik

No one takes my role.
I am the main heroine.
TLK promised!

heroinain ati jati rehti hain par agent eik hee rehta hai, zara socho, agay ka soocho

[Koyal]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

nahi TLK me keoN #4 pe jaiey nahi chaiey koi roll sholl

[Jhanjariya]

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@TLK

as soon as Jhanjariya realized that I took over the producership, she started calling me TLK JI

chamchagiree is going to work for sure lady

main heroin?

[TLK]

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Ok for all the heroines wannabees

First pick your Hero .. that will show me how good your standards are ...

and I will make my decsion then

(o my god, khumar is going to kill me for hijacking her thread)

[Niksik]

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@TLK

Ok for all the heroines wannabees

First pick your Hero .. that will show me how good your standards are …

and I will make my decsion then

(o my god, khumar is going to kill me for hijacking her thread)

You my heroooo:sheen:

[Femme_Fatale]

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@Niksik

OK,
Gizzy: Rich Hero
Femme: Heroine
K Khan: Poor Hero
TLK: Hero 3
Ehsan bhai: Dad of heroine
X2: Villain

Hero 3 (TLK) has cancer, so his role is to sing good songs, then eventually disappear…
Niksik: the nurse in the hopsital ward who cries when she listens to the songs

I like, I like. How come I have been cast and no one even told me behooda loag
please make it so I get the rich hero and make the better looking one the rich hero cos its kinda tough to sing songs and all with the poor and not so good looking hero. ameer walay ke saath I will be singing in a convertible or something and ghareeb wala taangay pe phiraay ga and that my dear director is a no no.

[X2]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

hey femme, nice to meet u, I will be doing your aghwa.
service with a smile

[Niksik]

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@Femme_Fatale

I like, I like. How come I have been cast and no one even told me behooda loag
please make it so I get the rich hero and make the better looking one the rich hero cos its kinda tough to sing songs and all with the poor and not so good looking hero. ameer walay ke saath I will be singing in a convertible or something and ghareeb wala taangay pe phiraay ga and that my dear director is a no no.

Femme,
UPDATE:

We have all been fired by Khumar.
Guess who is the new producer/director: None other than TLK himself!

The deal is that whoever wants to be a heroine, needs to pick out her own hero…and if that is agreeable to TLK, only then will you be officially on the contract. Theek hai?

[Kaka_MaNNa]

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Sub apna apna hero le kar nukar main aah jao, triangle ki.

[Gizzy]

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circle ka nukar zyada behtar rahai ga..

[Niksik]

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This summarizes the movie plot:

The bald villain (Khulbooshan Kharbanda]: X2
Amitabh: K Khan
Shashi: TLK
Parveen B: Femme
The other heroine (Bindiya Goswami): Jhanjhariya
Shatrugan: Gizzy
Helen: ???

I’m still thinking what to be…

[Kaka_MaNNa]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

niksik, ap itna demagh na larao

[Niksik]

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@Jaan Leva

niksik, ap itna demagh na larao

sorry aap ko role nahin diya…

[TLK]

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Hahaha .. I am serioulsy thinking to ask X2 to switch roles with me

Khulbooshan looks way decent than shashi :D