Guppies and Bollywood movies

[Niksik]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@TLK

TLK knows how to look for clues

Kon hoon main
Kya naam hai mera
Main kahan say aaieen hoon
May parioOn ki shahzadi
main aasman say aaeeooooonnnnnnn

[Niksik]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@Khumar

oh oh we need a gana kinda like salam-e-ishq with rekha. would aliyish look good in a peshwaz and a tirchi topi?

ok ok this is how i imagine it makes a squre with the fingers TLK, gizzy, K Khan, The Voice and X2 and orphy all gather at aliyish’s kotha. some jam-e-shireen, paan and sheesha going around. all ogling at poor aliyish and throwing paisas. out comes GN with the special paan daan

wah wah wah…
and the song will be like…??

[Khumar]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@Niksik

wah wah wah... and the song will be like...??

something enticing. something provocative, and lots and lots of ghungroo. aliyish expressing his love for that mysterious stranger that will come and sweep him off his feet.

[Niksik]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@Khumar

something enticing. something provocative, and lots and lots of ghungroo. aliyish expressing his love for that mysterious stranger that will come and sweep him off his feet.

Like,

ki pag ghunghroo bandh
meera naachi thee
aur hum naachay
bin ghungroo kayyyyy

or

madhuban mai radhika naachay ray

or
dola ray dola ray dola

[TLK]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@Khumar

oh oh we need a gana kinda like salam-e-ishq with rekha. would aliyish look good in a peshwaz and a tirchi topi?

ok ok this is how i imagine it makes a squre with the fingers TLK, gizzy, K Khan, The Voice and X2 and orphy all gather at aliyish’s kotha. some jam-e-shireen, paan and sheesha going around. all ogling at poor aliyish and throwing paisas. out comes GN with the special paan daan

GN is right there at 00:05 timeline

[Khumar]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@Niksik

Like,

ki pag ghunghroo bandh
meera naachi thee
aur hum naachay
bin ghungroo kayyyyy

or

madhuban mai radhika naachay ray

or
dola ray dola ray dola

oh dola ray fo’ sho maybe even along the lines of sharara sharara.

@TLK

GN is right there at 00:05 timeline

[Khumar]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

ok aliyish has to dance like this , with a few bellydancing moves thrown in

[TLK]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

Ok if this is how Aliyish is going to look like then X2 would not have any issues kidnapping him

[Niksik]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

KHUMARRRRRRRRRRR, what is my role now that TLK is not dying or getting beaten...???

[Khumar]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@Niksik

KHUMARRRRRRRRRRR, what is my role now that TLK is not dying or getting beaten...???

i listed it a few posts back. you're stuck with TLK as madhuri. you guys are meeting at the big dance number when he's lost his memory

[Maheen2002]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

lol ..

ok so can we like move on to filming etc rather than just talking about it for the next 5 years or so?

@Khumar

ok ok this is how i imagine it makes a squre with the fingers TLK, gizzy, K Khan, The Voice and X2 and orphy all gather at aliyish’s kotha. some jam-e-shireen, paan and sheesha going around. all ogling at poor aliyish and throwing paisas. out comes GN with the special paan daan

teh sorta guy flick this is, and with this sorta cast ( ) do you even think it’ll make it to local cinemas before even being considered for Oscars :halo:

[Maheen2002]

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@Niksik

KHUMARRRRRRRRRRR, what is my role now that ***TLK ***is not dying or getting beaten…???

your role would be to make sure that happens :halo:

[K_Khan]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@TLK

What kind of hero I am .. without the heroine

the OTHER kind of hero.. no… not THAT kind of hero.. I mean the one like in snatch.

[_Chochi_Chi_Bachi]

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:LB:

[K_Khan]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@Khumar

acha so this is what we have so far

Gizzy: the rich hero. he has the charms and the money
K Khan: the poor hero
Femme the girl in the triangle
TLK the other hero who stays in the movie, but is best buds with the poor hero
Niksik aka madhuri who meets TLK at a bowling alley and they have a gana together
Jhanjariya: gaoon ki chhori with the pazaib and the ghara who has a dance number with a whole bunch of people
The Voice the guy who watches from behind the tree aka the nerd
Hin33 the other heroine with the sari and the big joora and the thick eyeliner who is secretly in love with K Khan the poor hero because of his charms, and doesn’t care about the money dramatic pose
X2: the uber villain. The evil dad who doesn’t want the rishta
Orhpeus the other villain who dresses like a girl and has big headdresses and kidnaps the other 2 heroines
Zobia the conniving rich mum, also in rich silk saris
714 is the item girl
GN is that lady in that gana
**teggy **is the dafli wala who’s in the gana with 714
**kaun **as sunil shetty, guest starring
Jaan Leva as that police officer…is he good, or is he bad

ok so what else does this movie need now?

me poor hero! : that’s fine he always wins..

[kaun]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@TLK

hey .. no one is beating no one to coma and I am not dying at all. In fact I need more romance. more exposure and more heroines on my side …

also I am the one beating the heck out of X2 in the last scene , after which he spends his life on wheel chair with cigar in his mouth …

also I need three songs, one in garden, one at night under rain and one in disco club where I am wearing white suit (John trevolta style), and I want 3 different females in those 3 songs

kaafi demanding Hero hai, i am way less demanding can i replace the Hero

[kaun]

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@Khumar

na baba hamaray kanon par reham karo!

mein sachee mein acha waala gaooonga, Sonu nigam ishtyle, please director sahab ek mauqa dey dein, i am willing to do anything to get this chance

[Khumar]

Re: Guppies and Bollywood movies

@Maheen2002

lol ..

ok so can we like move on to filming etc rather than juat talk about it for the next 5 years or so?

teh sorta guy flick this is, and with this sorta cast ( ) do you even think it’ll make it to local cinemas before even being considered for Oscars :halo:

i know i know i’m working on it aik to demandain dekho

i’m qualifying it as an art film

@K_Khan

me poor hero! : that’s fine he always wins..

that’s right and you have like 2 girls going gaga over you. hush

ps my sohan halwa?

@kaun

mein sachee mein acha waala gooonga, Sonu nigam ishtyle, please director sahab ek mauqa dey dein, i am willing to do anything to get this chance

i’m not a big fan of sonu nigam

[kaun]

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@Khumar

i’m not a big fan of sonu nigam

acha theek hai, ATIF ASLAM kee tarha gaaoonga, ek chance deydo naa Khumi aunty pleaseeee

[Khumar]

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eww that’s even worse! and no role for you now aunty khud ho gae