Guppi Guppan key shadi. [ merged ]

[zobia]

@brother_quraysh

ok bro, heres the process in 10 easy steps:

1) join gupshup and post often
2) get to know the people
3) get to know individual people and add them as friends on gupshup
4) get to know them even more and add them on msn/yahoo/aim
5) next, you get their number because msn/yahoo/aim isnt convenient enough (hint: pretend you need them to give you a missed-call because you cant find where you put your phone )
6) start complimenting them via phone calls / sms message
7) meet up with them, go cinema/cafe
8) buy them a gift; because they’re a good friend :halo:
9) let a few months go by.. then propose - while offering them their fave chocolate
10) marry them :AID:

o bhai, bill kia larka day ga, ya larki k aba hazoor telephone company chalatay hoon.