Spock…I swear I love your mom! :halo:
**Eye clinic
<Lois Lane has been seeing these bright red yellow blue stars in front of her eyes and has an appointment with the doctor>
Doctor**: Okay now make yourself comfortable, this is not going to hurt at all and you will get a full box of mayfair bubble gum after your check up
Lois Lane: < Smiles ear to ear - drools at the thought of that juicy pack of bubble gum>
Doctor: So now I am going to switch off the lights
Lois Lane: 
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Doctor:** So that you can READ that chart on the wall properly 
Lois Lane: OH - okay 
Doctor: Now read that First line at the top - tell me if its a C or an O
Lois Lane: What Line 
Doctor: The line on the CHART in front of you 
Lois Lane: What CHART 
**Doctor: **The chart on the WALL 
Lois Lane: What WALL :halo:
Doctor: < faints >
Dramatic music - loud - close up of Lois’s Eyes…
Camera pans onto the Doctor’s body on the floor - slowly pans away
lights dim…
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at home
AE iswaiting for LL
AE: where is this woman? she knew that i have to go shoppin with her to buy shaadion wali saaris to wear at home while im in kitchen makign chapatis 
shes always late camera close up showing AE’s scorpion wali bindi
meanwhile a ferrari stops in front of the door and LL steps out
LL: AEEEEE 
wat r u thinking? asks when she realise that aE doenst look so happy
AE: after a long pause meanwhile camera close up then circles around AE showing her jewelry and saari style including her designer sandals nuthign lets go shopping
- Ae thinking* * ye hamesha late karwa deti hai da da da da daaaaa *aaj aisa sabaq sikhaoon gi camera close up showing AE’s scary eye make up *
there ferrari stops infornt of a huge mall both step out and while crossign the road…
AE: wo dekho!!! *pushes LL in the middle of the road infront of a car *da da da da daaaaaa daa daaa *
- a car hits LL but instead of hurting LL the car has a huge dent *
AE looks at LL surprised and doesnt knw wat to do?
LL comes back and stands infront of AE camera effects and more da daaasss for whole 2 minuts
AE stares at LL. LL stares at AE
whiel they r starign at each other a car stops on the other sied of the road
KB, K337 and lifeless r in that car. wat a coincidence right? 
k337 looks at LL & AE and says
k337: arey!! they looks like AE bhab and her friend LL
KB: haan they do lets go and see wats happening? y r they starign at each other liek that?
they all get out and run towards LL & AE
on the other side of road where AE cant think of an excuse y she pushed LL infornt of a car
so they both start a cat fight
- AE pulling LL’s hair and LL tryign to scrathc AE’s face*
marilyn manson’s fight song playign in the background
to be continued…
stay tuned
wat will happen? will lifey,k337 & Kb reach the other side of the road? will AE get rid of LL sumhow? will spock have a sakoon ka saans away from all this family drama? jane ne ke liye dekhiye Kahaani GS GS ki
u guys must have noticed there r only sound effects and visual effects hardly any dialogue
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oh my god!!! these r sooo huckin hilarious 
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^^ i concur! 
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Bili, you clever little chick, if Zee TV ever loses a dramatic effects supervisor you SO need to get there FAST!
Your descriptions are FAB!
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you guys are really creative!
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one more character to add now guys 
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Spock goes to the Bahamas and meets this movie director who wants to star him in his new movie
Back to the normal world
lifeless - AE! AE! look!
AE turns around in slow motion
there standing in front fo them all is a tall dark mysterious shadow
the lgihtt urns on and it’s TEGGY! tun tun tunnnnnnnnnnnn!
teggy - how’ve you been ladies? evil laugh
AE goes and hides behind lifeless.
teggy comes closer with his laser…
and in comes…
who? :halo:
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hahahaha
where did teggy come from! gasp 
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well teggy sits back and relaxes thinking he’ll get away with it. but no siree! teggy shal be involved 
and soon there will be STP and psyah too! 
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but hark, do i hear the voice of a commercial break
cough this is the itme for bartan family cough
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this thread:rotfl:
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It would be so funny if you put these random scenes together back to back in an actual movie!
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and who would do that 
- when teggy was bout to attack K337 walks in clutching a doll:paci:*
*camera shifts from teggy to K337 da da da *
k337: shocked wats going on?
lifey: stay away kayyyyyyyyyy runs toward k337
teggy forgets about AE and runs towards k337 * la la lalalala laaa laaa*
teggy is not tegyy himself its jst a vision that haunts spock’s family
- and in the blink of an eye teggy’s vision posseses k337*
loud music thunder and lightning curtains flying wind blowing
lifey: KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO camera circles the whole room making viewers dizzy
lifey & AE: kayyy wake up kayyy!!! they both look at each other * da da daaa*
lifey: wat happened?
AE: i dont know da da daaa daa
spock walks in talking on his fone, shocked to see k337 lying on the ground and lifey & AE sitting there
spock: AEEEEEEEEE!!! wat did u do to my baby sister?
AE: main aapki qasam khati hoon i havent done naything!!! puts hand on her forehead ye ilzaam hai mujh pe. lifey keh do ye jhoot hai!!! 
lifey: yeah spock!! tells spock the story while sounds go mute and a loud music plays
spock: oh no!!! teggy!!! he wont leave my family alone!! camera close up at spock’s lifey, AE & K337’s face
- K337 wakes up making strange sounds *
K337: spock!! I WONT SPARE U!!! * loud loud loud music DA DA DAAA DA DAAAA* thunder, lightning, curtains flying
lifey: oh no!! i think shes possesed. we need to call psyah and STP!! 
to be continued…
announcment: wat will happen? will spock get rid of teggy? will spock end this curse? will STP and psyah cast out the evil spirit?
jane ne ke liye dkehiye kahaani GS GS KI aa aaa aaaaaaaaaaa
- DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA*
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ahahahahha
confused…but
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ur avatar
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
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now i have tot hikn of a funny scene too!