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Bachaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Someone has stolen my Krispy Kreme Doughnuts…
I was walking along the street, enjoying an original glazed doughnut… this is the only time when my let my guard down, so that i can enjoy the sweet doughy delight to it’s full potential…so i guess the person must have been stalking and watching my every move for a while to spot me at my weakest moment…
Anyway he snuck up on me, and snatched my doughnut box!!! … and when he was walking away (i was on the ground after the altercation, totally shell-shocked) he was making salacious comments to my poor doughnuts… oh the torture my poor little doughnuts must be experiencing whilst that brute is masticating upon them…
This is a serious matter and i expect it to be dealt with ASAP… 
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Bachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Kaun ! :bailan
"restrain me"...................... MERI JAAN keh DIL mai'n :p
difference is that meri jaan is not a cop :p
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& why were you on the ground ? :p
difference is that meri jaan is not a cop :p
He is a cop, you just don't know it.....................he needs to handcuff you and then and then and after that and still and there and there and there too and then no and then yes and then yes and then yes and then................................
opssssssssssssss Sorry?
:p
AD & PP could you please teach me some British slanks ? :) :(
NV could you please enlighten me to what British SLANKS are???.....
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You know words like, Yo Wassup , dude, shake it like a salt shaker, I'm in da club, Piz power, these kinds of phrases commonly used in a friendly communication...................... :)
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Nighty lol that was retarded:p 
Dear Maroush
As D C OF P, I hereby advise that upon reaching the GS thaneddar HQ , a dozen KRISPY KREME doughnuts be given as compensation with a years supply every month for you and your family to delight in until C OF P SIR GB attends to this matter. Please be rest assured, this attack of human gluttony and pleasure will be treated with the utmost respect and discretion- in the meantime keep those clumsy calories rolling in and enjoy.
A good night
Dep Chief OF Police AKA Miss Poppies!!!!
Ps : I love the sugar glazed one YUM YUM IN MA TUM TUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know words like, Yo Wassup , dude, shake it like a salt shaker, I'm in da club, Piz power, these kinds of phrases commonly used in a friendly communication...................... :)
I see matey..... will endeavour to do so !!!!!!
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Why ? 
You and poppies use words like Matey and other stuff, I wanna learn that 
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Dear Maroush,
The Donuts snatcher is under custody but we cannot recover your valuable cuz its already digested, sorry
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But NV Matey isnt slank- its just a loose expression meaning friend= mate- matey.....its more slang- inshallah will DEFFO try and teach uuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for embracing all man kind!!!- Even if they are from BRITLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahaha ok fine mate:p poppies is an even better expert at it so she shall teach u the nitty gritty of the english language.. :p british
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hahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ur sooo lovely Aisha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are not Mad right ?
I do not intend to insult anyone…I really wanted to learn so I am not labeled Mr.Cali or Mr. USA…plus it will be fun talking to my college colleagues in phrases they don’t understand
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the voice is an under cover polis afsar. 
Agar BAHAR Cover Officer Hotay tou kiya Kar laytay 
P.S: Where is PathaN"s Joke’s…U Didn’t SMS Any 
HEY!!! CHILL MAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!! OF course I know ur being good humoured about this!!! Silly!!! Noones insulting anyone- Im allowed to take the mickey out of my own persona!!! and no ones labelled u anything apart from Mr Nice Guy!!!
PS Im not MAD!!!
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Can I play wid mickey inside you