Gs Kay Bhaeyo, aur Un Kee Behnon; I AM A MOD

[Xenophanez]

@NaTaLia

ask me …its better than reading ur own jokes and laugh:naraz:

believe me, atleast it makes you laugh.

[NaTaLia]

Re: Gs Kay Bhaeyo, aur Un Kee Behnon; I AM A MOD

ok you seriousely need a shirt:hoonh:

[sheyn]

@IntelliPhant

The Announcement

Dear Friends, some of you might have noticed that there is a forum named “Philosophy and Spirituality”, with joyous and festive heart, I hereby announce that myself and Duswrai has been given the responsibility to moderate a very “unruly and mutinous” each other, I request you to raise your hands and pray for our success against this daunting task.

The Background

A wave of new administrative measures left P&S forum Orphan, authorities needed at least two animated, breezy and adorable people to moderate, after weeks of careful insight into the matter, authorities had to drop the idea of “animated, breezy and animated” and had to pickup the only two available souls in the forum. The expectations has been raised to one “post” in two weeks from an astonishingly low, two posts per month, I request you to again raise your hands and pray for our success against yet another daunting task.

The Pleadings

In the name of Lord give us a chance to moderate; I swear to God I haven’t done this in my whole life. Please visit the most ostentatious yet stray forum and start abusing “Socrates” or for that matter “Kant” if you happen to have heard the name of Socrates, a poor moderator has to have a moment of joy by kicking some $$$

The Plan

Each post at P&S will bring you;
6 posts at cafe
4 posts at All View
3 posts at Pakistan Affairs (Beware of BurqaPosh, you may enter as innocent and come out as terrorist)
2 Free poems from Intelliphant, for poetry one Health tip by Duswari for Health Forum
1 Feed back question

After posting this I will run to P&S because I expect a flood of happy campers assembling into the ruins my forum.

Congratz on becoming Mods…and i think thus far that is the most interesting and hilarious post i’ve read for a very long time…

P.S since Mirch Unkil , LIfeless and myself have welcomes u…we expect 15 posts soon …

P.P.S any delay could increase interest rates …:sheyn:

[James_Bhaand]

@Mirch

So tell me if I can post these questions in your forum ?
Why is our existence ,quintessential to the betterment of inner self.
If humans could lay eggs then incubators would be foster mom or foster dad and who would be better egg layer men or women.

reminds me of an ibn-e-safi novel, from jasoosi duniya
Where Hameed and Fareedi are having small chit chat and the topic of humans laying eggs is being discussed, goes something like “Police wala mujrim kay peechay bhaag raha thaa - jaisay hi mujrim kay paas poohan’chaa ussay (police walay ko) ANDA A GAYA aur woo waheen neechay baith gaya”

ya
“mujrim farar honay main kamyab ho hi gaya thaa taqreeban
laikin ain waqt pay anda aa gaya”
aglay dinn akhbar ki surkhi thee “Mujrim anda daitay huay giraftaar”

[cadet018]

Re: Gs Kay Bhaeyo, aur Un Kee Behnon; I AM A MOD

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@inteli … just a suggestion … Go to Life forum … n pick a topix frm there … tht might increase traffic at ur end
**

[IntelliPhant]

Congratz on becoming Mods.................and i think thus far that is the most interesting and hilarious post i've read for a very long time........

Our "interest rate" in sheyn is not conditioned with anything, it is a force that works against the laws of emotional gravity, thus always floats in the exosphere of respect.

Thanks for appreciating my sense of humor, I can only appeal to the aesthetic sense of the reader.

P.S since Mirch Unkil , LIfeless and myself have welcomes u.......we expect 15 posts soon ......:)

P.P.S any delay could increase interest rates ......:sheyn:
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[sheyn]

@IntelliPhant

Our "interest rate" in sheyn is not conditioned with anything, it is a force that works against the laws of emotional gravity, thus always floats in the exosphere of respect.

Thanks for appreciating my sense of humor, I can only appeal to the aesthetic sense of the reader.

i think i just became ur fan..........:)

[IntelliPhant]

@sheyn

i think i just became ur fan..........:)

**I **would appreciate if you never give it a second thought.

[_Masoom_Muskaan]

Re: Gs Kay Bhaeyo, aur Un Kee Behnon; I AM A MOD

u beh mod mere under agae

[IntelliPhant]

@cadet018

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@inteli … just a suggestion … Go to Life forum … n pick a topix frm there … tht might increase traffic at ur end
**

Cadet Bhai, I know exactly how to set up a honey pot to attract the bees that nourish around the nectar of indecency, however it is neither our style, nor our intention, it does not even resonate with the existing culture and language of the forum.

[IntelliPhant]

@_Masoom_Muskaan

u beh mod mere under agae

I fail to understand the “slang”, MM

Oh it is urdu…I will be proud to work under your auspicious guidance.