So Hafsa, what are you doing today?
Hmm… I dunno - how’s watching cartoons on CBBC til I turn fifty odd? No? Sorry… I forgot I’m not old enough for that, shall I just stay cooped up in my room reading fairytales? Oh wait, I can’t read… so, looks like I’ll be watching CBeebies and the like for the rest of my days… how did I guess… that doesn’t suit you - shall I just get a dogs leash and attach myself to you until one of us cops it?
Grrrrr…