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Haan karnay say pehlay achchi tarha soch laina.
Saas aur bahu kay darmiyaan piss kar reh jao gay.
Dono hi bohut sakht mizaaj aur possessive hain. 
“Maira pati sirf maira hai.”
“Saari umar paala posaa main nay aur yeh aatay hi qaabu kar laina chahti hai.”
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^hahaha.... Funniest thing ever...... Kya ap dono aram say nhe rah saktain maa beti ki tarha ? Maira bhlaa ho jaye ga, .....
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maaN beTe se: “agar tu ne apne baap ko mo’aaf nahiiN kiyaa to maiN tujhe kabhii doodh nahiiN baKhshuuNgii”.
sab se baRaa blackmail 
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BaiTa: “Mummy, daadi amma nay mujhay bataaya tha keh aap nay kabhi mujhay apna doodh pilaaya hi nahi.” 
Dabbay kay doodh par palaa hua bachcha
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hahahaha…tabhii to bachchaa ‘powder’ jaisaa bhurbhuraa [brittle] aur kamzor hai!
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This sounds like something out of Bollywood movie…not something what this thread was hoping for. sigh
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Ye to har Lollywood film, especially Punjabi films, aur Pakistani dramon main hota hai.
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Ye to har Lollywood film, especially Punjabi films, aur Pakistani dramon main hota hai.
yes, TS...yeh to Bollywood kaa ghisaa piTaa dialogue hai. :)
ek aur aisaa hii ghisaa piTaa makaalma suniye...Bollywood ishTyle:
Dharmendra to Gabbar Singh: "agar tu ne apnii maaN kaa doodh piyaa hai to saamne aa, kameene!"
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I have to ask, apni maan ka doodh peenay say insaan brave ho jaata hai ?
Is that a proven scientific fact ? 
What if wet nurse / daai ka doodh piya ho to ? 
Didn’t the Prophet Mohammad s.a.w. drink Haleema’s milk ?
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yes, our Nabii-e-Kareem [s.a.w.s.] was nursed by Hazrat Haleema [r.a.].
i think mother's milk is the best diet for an infant up to a prescribed age set out in Islam. this milk is always at the right temperature, fortified with all kinds of antigens and perfect number and amounts of minerals.
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Sab se ziada digest k novel ki burai mujhe yehi lagti hy ek aisa nakhsha khenchna aurat aur admi ka ideal ho..and my favourite was one time peer e kamil magar usmain jis tarah se salaar ki entry ki gyi i seriously dont like that...
What is next to ectasy
pain
what is next to pain
hell
tumhy dar nahi lagta dozakh se
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High IQ 
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Malgajjay say kaprooN, Bikhray BalooN aur Roi Roi Surkh AnkhaiN wali woh Larki uss lamhay Nihaal Ko apnay Andar Uttari Mahsoos Hoi 
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maiN Bhi Laa’nat bhaijti hooN aisay Shakhs Per Jis Ko Bivi NaheeN Nokrani Cahiye Thi, Daddy Ney Pahlay He kaha Tha kaH Yeh Matwast Tabqay Kay loog aisey hey hotaY haiN MaooN key goud maiN ghussay Rahnay wallay 
@jiia;
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shauhar biwii ko:
"haN haN haN, maiN tumheN talaaq detaa huN, talaaq detaa huN, talaaq detaa huN!"
biwii kaanoN par haath rakh kar cheeKhtii huii:
"nahiiN, nahiiN, nahiiNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
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Hahaha
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Not bollywood, but some dialogues from Bollywood have been ripped off / inspired from these Khwateen digest as well. like Aishwarya’s dialogues from Hum Dil de chuke sanam…
Maaaa!!! usne meri aatma ko chhuwa hai.. Maaa!!! uski aankhen meri ragon main doRti hain
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lol…achchhaa…oh! vaise, aatmaa chhonaa koii Ghair qaanoonii to nahiiN 
lol @ aanKheN ragoN meN dauRnaa